I just threw-up in my mouth a little.... because spitting on my monitor was my first instinct.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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She is going to slide off the seat.
Aston never made those ads. Just another fake viral meme. Yes, original pic is from the same shoot published Playboy Germany in 2012, showing dutch Playmate Rosanne Jongenele.
I’m a proponent of the latter. Cause reasons.
Beautiful pic a nic table..........
“Just wait a damn minute, I didn’t even get to the beer or 10mm sockets and @clcustom1911 has his tongue in my ass and a suture kit on the bedside table!?”
Not a picture but motivational
This morning my phone rang and the name on my caller ID was in ALL CAPS (me rolling my eyes and deciding to take a couple of minutes to entertain myself at someone else’s expense)
“Hello”
“Hello, this is the computer of security departments and your computer security is expire, press 2 to speak with a representative to fix security”
I smiled then pressed 2
“Hello sir your computer security is expire, would you like to renew it?”
“Sure, do you take prison commissary credits?”
(Confused silence on the other end of the line)
“I am not understanding”
“You know, the credits we use to buy cigarettes and stuff, they don’t let us have real money in maximum security”
(More confused silence)
“Do you have a credit card sir?”
“No silly but I can give you my Arizona Dept of Corrections inmate number and you can charge it to my account”
At this point the man in the call center on the other side of the planet hung up on me, I was really hoping to keep him on the line for another 15 or 20 minutes but he was rude and hung up on me. I have feelings you know
This morning my phone rang and the name on my caller ID was in ALL CAPS (me rolling my eyes and deciding to take a couple of minutes to entertain myself at someone else’s expense)
“Hello”
“Hello, this is the computer of security departments and your computer security is expire, press 2 to speak with a representative to fix security”
I smiled then pressed 2
“Hello sir your computer security is expire, would you like to renew it?”
“Sure, do you take prison commissary credits?”
(Confused silence on the other end of the line)
“I am not understanding”
“You know, the credits we use to buy cigarettes and stuff, they don’t let us have real money in maximum security”
(More confused silence)
“Do you have a credit card sir?”
“No silly but I can give you my Arizona Dept of Corrections inmate number and you can charge it to my account”
At this point the man in the call center on the other side of the planet hung up on me, I was really hoping to keep him on the line for another 15 or 20 minutes but he was rude and hung up on me. I have feelings you know
