Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Santa thought 'cockpit' was another term for 'glory hole'.
Oh jeez, sorry Alexa. That one went all over the place, guess we'll have to try again in a bit. You got a beer and a sammich?
The soccer equivalent of faking an orgasm.
It totally a fake sport. People touch each other and then is on the floor crying like a baby.
Note to self: Do NOT go to Alexa's for fried chicken.
Officially I stopped looking at the Stock Market to see how the Economy is doing. I've been retired since 2/19, never ran out of money. I start work Monday driving a local straight for an insulation company. The Economy sucks.
Talc, chalk, also work good.
In real life, saying the wrong pronoun can cause some people to lay on the floor and cry like a baby.
I've yet to figure out a downside to this
She will probably have 50,469 replies to this asking for her picture, at that point you’ll get redirected to her Only Gullible Fans page…
Uhm…I stolded this
DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
BAHAMAS — Deposed king of cryptocurrency and founder of the now-defunct FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested by Federal authorities and will be prosecuted after running out of bribery money.
babylonbee.com 
Yup.... It's why I prefer to correct unruly behavior in children with a "Go to your room" strategy. Only the "Room" would be a locked up bathroom. for how much time is needed. It wouldn't be their bedroom, where they'd have Internet access or a TV, electronics, games, etc. They can bring their homework or books to read, but that's all. And, of course, there would be water and a toilet if needed. Might even bring them their meals on a tray.
The objective being, teach them what it's like to live inside an adult Jail cell. Or, as close as I can get to one.
Fido's personal nut warmer. Beter hope cat don't want to take a bite!!!!!!
And the turtle should know!
