Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[carbonbased]

The officer was trying to verify the claim that for 85% of men, their left testicle is larger than the right.

That Twitter username was pretty funny (didn’t notice it first go around) so I looked up some more vids on the account.



Imagine how asking her out on a date would go…tased and confused.

Maybe she has a super-traumatic background, but still…tons of cars around…broad daylight…

Fav response: “She needs to lay off the pumpkin spice Starbucks.”
“She can open her own damn jars then.”

 

[carbonbased]

 

[FWoo45]

That Twitter username was pretty funny (didn’t notice it first go around) so I looked up some more vids on the account.



Imagine how asking her out on a date would go…tased and confused.

Maybe she has a super-traumatic background, but still…tons of cars around…broad daylight…

Fav response: “She needs to lay off the pumpkin spice Starbucks.”
“She can open her own damn jars then.”

 

[akmike47]

Do you know what 168 calls gay porn?













Porn

"His everyday adventures"

 

[carbonbased]

Where tf was this chick when I worked at a restaurant haha

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[carbonbased]

 

[brianf]

Where tf was this chick when I worked at a restaurant haha

I had 2 college girlfriends that were on the gymnastic team.

They could do all that cool stuff

But it didn’t last long, they always returned to normal after a few minutes lol

This was before cell phones so the whole send a nude thing wasn’t around yet..missed it by about 20 years

 

[TheHorta]

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EVERY dad out there with a college-aged daughter is mouthing “Not MY girl!” right now.

 

[Dirty D]

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[Boon20]

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She is probably on tinder every other night looking for some guy to do just that too

 

[fx77]

I tell our new guys they are coming out of Fire Academy and Paramedic school knowing just enough to be dangerous. Learn from the veteran guys. The best ones we have are AWLAYS calm.

That is not your wife having that baby. That is not your dad having a heart attack. That is not your house on fire. It is our job to show up and solve problems. And you can't solve any problems if you get emotional. Because you stop thinking.

And yes, you will learn we have a fucked up sense of humor. We have to in order to survive this.

Third rule in The House of God " The patient is the one with the disease"

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[akmike47]

 

[lash]

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Jeebuz!! Get that poor starving thing a large plate of Alfredo, a stack of sandwiches and a gallon of ice cream. That’s just bones and skin!

The shape of love is truly ass.

As soon as she gets one, we’ll know. She lost hers somewhere along the line.

 

[TheHorta]

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No camels were harmed in the making of this photo.

 

[FredHammer]

The same applies to combat, especially in situations where the consequences of a single error can be dire. There are appropriate times for everything, and emotions getting in the way of the task at hand can be disastrous.

These men not wearing red on the morning of April 19, 1775 had probably experienced utter primal fear that few have experienced or will experience in their lifetimes, and being literally thrust into the scene with almost no experience, they cannot be blamed. But for those who survived and did not give up, experience brought wisdom and the hardening necessary to weather future odds:

Quit fucking up the tits & ass thread for fuck sakes!

 

[lash]

Quit fucking up the tits & ass thread for fuck sakes!

This was never only a T&A thread, despite the opinions of some here. But sure, I concur that we should keep deep discussions to a minimum to reduce clutter.

 

[FredHammer]

This was never only a T&A thread, despite the opinions of some here. But sure, I concur that we should keep deep discussions to a minimum to reduce clutter.

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Well, thank you Capt. Fucking Obvious! It was a JOKE! It's Titled Motivational Pic Thread, but we all know motivation to be tits & ass or you are fucking GAY!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

AIGHT... AIGHT... AIIIGHT...

How about some AI renderings of what a hovering and flying carrier strike group and global nuclear-capable deterrence mobile battle station will look like:

 

[FredHammer]

AIGHT... AIGHT... AIIIGHT...

How about some AI renderings of what a hovering and flying carrier strike group and global nuclear-capable deterrence mobile battle station will look like:

A man can only get so hard...

 

[TheHorta]

Would be even cooler if we had supercarriers that could be submerged.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Would be even cooler if we had supercarriers that could be submerged.

Sooner or later... Anything that size that can operate underwater will be ready for interplanetary and interstellar space as well, with the right propulsion systems. There is an awful lot of real estate within 50 light years of us that appears to be just like Terra, as per the James Webb telescope's latest findings. The only way this world's entire history, compiled cultural legacies from everybody, and the story of humanity can survive indefinitely through eons is if we branch out and have Terran civilizations on nearby star systems and beyond.

 

[klf]

Would be even cooler if we had supercarriers that could be submerged.

They can. That's the problem. Many more planes in the ocean than subs in the sky!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[lash]

Well, thank you Capt. Fucking Obvious! It was a JOKE! It's Titled Motivational Pic Thread, but we all know motivation to be tits & ass or you are fucking GAY!

Sorry, missed the sarcasm font. My bad. Oh and this is a picture from my Only Fans.

Just a teaser. There’s more where that came from for a small monthly fee.

 

[Keepmvng]

 

[cas6969]

….a hovering and flying carrier strike group and global nuclear-capable deterrence mobile battle station will look like:

 

[cas6969]

 

[carbonbased]

but we all know motivation to be tits & ass

Hiropon By Takashi Murakami

 

[carbonbased]

Not sure who made this colossus.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[carbonbased]

The Japanese are strange

 

[carbonbased]

The Bra Shop by John Currin

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

Only problem is in reality the elephants giving the donkey a hug

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Zip Detmer]

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How many per pallet?

 

[someguy12341]

They can. That's the problem. Many more planes in the ocean than subs in the sky!

Exactly. Hell; you can submerge anything... Once.

 

[johnnyvw]

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As long as it's not two thumbs up...

 

[carbonbased]

This is relaxing

 

[Zolar]

Jeebuz!! Get that poor starving thing a large plate of Alfredo, a stack of sandwiches and a gallon of ice cream. That’s just bones and skin!

As soon as she gets one, we’ll know. She lost hers somewhere along the line.

I guess you have never seen a slim woman with some behind.

 

[Carlos Danger]

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That's why you don't stand unsheeted walls.

 

[Zolar]

 

[Carlos Danger]

He's coming in hot.

I think he'd have been going slower WITHOUT a parachute.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]