Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[The D]

I worked with a guy in the early 90's, that had some sort of early weight loss surgery.
It didn't matter what this guy ate, he could clear a large room with one toot............he would come into the locker room/shit house in the morning, head for a shitter, and say........party's over boys.........and people would be almost running over people to get out before he started his business.............

I was never that proficient. My most amusing chemical warfare story involved a co-conspirator. I’d watch MNF with some friends at a small pub near work that made their own chili just for the games. This was in the early 00’s before the craft beer craze really took off so one of the better tap options was Guinness. One fuzzy Tuesday morning the shop was a little slow so I was standing in a circle with about 10 other guys just shooting the shit. My guts rumbled, shifted, & I almost lifted off the ground passing so much gas. But, it was silent… A few seconds later everyone started gagging and I started laughing my ass off. Everyone except someone that I watched MNF with the night before, he was laughing his ass off too. When we calmed down enough to talk we both asked each other “Did you shit your pants too?” and proceeded to laugh even harder while everyone in that half of the shop died from our chemical warfare

 

[johnnyvw]

I was at a training course in Secaucus NJ. Apparently you need the governments permission to buy one of these.

Yup, that's considered a "firearm" in the Peoples Republic of NJ

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

my favorite is the "thin blue line" Nascar.......a fucking Nascar

Dude is wearing a mask. Outdoors. By himself.

Why do people watch this shit?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Dude is wearing a mask. Outdoors. By himself.

Why do people watch this shit?

In a promo picture!!
Maybe he doesn't want people to be able to recognize him for BTB? No, that's not it.

 

[supercorndogs]

Let's revisit this after 2 years...


personally

I like my showers a little larger

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Rosie Palm and her five sisters....

 

[JerkyFreak]

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That looks expensive...

 

[cas6969]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[TCreedmoor]

If the pizza was 1” (1.5?) wider I don’t think it would fit in that box.

 

[Maple One]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Faronth]

I had one..though i was going to die when I came downstairs.
Never got the f-14 though

I did get the F-14.

 

[rduckwor]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

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“That’s not how my mom hit me with a skillet”

 

[Maple One]

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I'm motivated to make sure that in 10-15 years' time this douche canoe doesn't wield any influence at all.

He’s Got $250 Million to Spend on Communist Revolution

Fergie Chambers is heir to one of the biggest American family fortunes. He’s also a revolutionary with ‘actual bloodlust’ building a mysterious commune in Massachusetts. His neighbors are scared.

www.thefp.com

In 10 to 15 years he will blow through all that money and all of his little friends will go else where for a free ride.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

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That's funny. Go to a tack store and you'll find that might cost you more.

 

[FWoo45]

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I read it as sidewalls because of those moronic wheels.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I read it as sidewalls because of those moronic wheels.

Ruined an otherwise classy truck

 

[brianf]

I did get the F-14.

My cousin had it …it was so cool

Later on I got the sr-71 I think it was called the raven.

That was great too but a little to big to really play with

 

[cas6969]

As a step, it's actually not a bad idea, it wouldn't get hung on on any rocks... not that that truck is driving over any rocks.

Yeah, can't get on board with the giant skateboard wheel look.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[EddieNFL]

My cousin had it …it was so cool

Later on I got the sr-71 I think it was called the raven.

That was great too but a little to big to really play with

Blackbird

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[RUTGERS95]

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is that what I think it is?

 

[lash]

I'm motivated to make sure that in 10-15 years' time this douche canoe doesn't wield any influence at all.

He’s Got $250 Million to Spend on Communist Revolution

Fergie Chambers is heir to one of the biggest American family fortunes. He’s also a revolutionary with ‘actual bloodlust’ building a mysterious commune in Massachusetts. His neighbors are scared.

www.thefp.com

Only oh so obvious that he never worked for any of it. Rich spoiled prick with too much time on his hands that wants to strike back against everything that led to his entitlement. He must have seen the movie “12-Monkees” and decided he could play the part.

It will only take one single person somewhere in his AO to fix his “problem”.

It’s further obvious that all these communists are children of wealthy families and university professors. Dissent like this has always been encouraged and fostered mostly by those that are the spoiled children of wealthy families.

Same with so many of the Aunt Tifa idiots. Literally nothing better to do with their lives and no need to make a living.

 

[168BTHPM]

is that what I think it is?

Yup, WWII German night vision.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Looks like my nephew's handiwork.

 

[lariat]

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Is this some @clcustom1911 reno work? This is what happens when you start using HF buckets - compromises begin early and lead to such things.

 

[lash]

Looks like my nephew's handiwork.

His Daddy must be proud.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

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That's that new style PCV system

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

Is this some @clcustom1911 reno work? This is what happens when you start using HF buckets - compromises begin early and lead to such things.

Hey, I've upgraded to using Lowe's buckets. Get fucked.

 

[Mike Casselton]

His Daddy must be proud.

He's much better now. I had to splain a few things about carpentry

 

[SpookM14]

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Like I was always taught, "caulk and paint make a carpenter what he ain't".

 

[168BTHPM]

Cars don't do this when the steering wheel is on the other side.

 

[lash]

Like I was always taught, "caulk and paint make a carpenter what he ain't".

Yeah, but when I was taught carpentry, we were staining and finishing. No three cases of cheap caulk that the painters have to do before finishing. Actual usage of pencil scribe and coping saw an go a long way towards finishing even awkward angles and butt joints. Miter joints preferred.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[brianf]

 

[Dirty D]