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Join contest SubscribeI'm very confused (and a little disappointed) right now.Nah, I’m not your real dad and in the question my uncles not actually your mom. I just pretend he is.
Nah it’s cool there’s medication for that now lol
What’s with all the pussy swallow tattoos lately?
I'm very confused (and a little disappointed) right now.
Anyway, in case you change your mind, mom just got put on work release so she can buy her own baking soda (you know what for).
Can’t believe he’s doing you like that, sorry man.
How many FNG's had thus happen? Must be Navy.So do you:
A. Immediately get up and beat your Uncle's ass
B. Wait 'til your Uncle finishes you and then get up and beat his ass
C. Close that eye 'cause your Uncle's kinda good at sucking dick
Used to present this exact conundrum to the FNG's to gauge their sense of humor.
Damn, I wrote her a haiku Bitches love haikus.
What’s with all the pussy swallow tattoos lately?
Pretty sure that's just your average Baltimore hotel.
That’s a lot of luggage!
And here I thought I wuz gonna see a fatty.....That’s a lot of luggage!
It’s so romantic that you let a dive bar hook-up borrow your favorite shirt the next morning.
Hypothetical exercise to see who you're partnered with.How many FNG's had thus happen? Must be Navy.
Don't be mad, it's Dickle!Sorry... Not a "pickle" person at all!!!
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Ewe gots matching lipstick and pantyhose to wear with them?Gone for a while. Reposting this in honor of being back in the Hide! Not exactly nudes, but that's my bathroom door, and I find it very motivating.
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Live on a boat?Gone for a while. Reposting this in honor of being back in the Hide! Not exactly nudes, but that's my bathroom door, and I find it very motivating.
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Ewe gots matching lipstick and pantyhose to wear with them?
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Ewe gots matching lipstick and pantyhose to wear with them?
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Feels like it. Dude who built our house owned a lumber yard. Most of the house is fine mahogany and walnut paneling. A bit aged, but feels real peaceful.Live on a boat?
Just bustin your balls, glad to know you still have them and claim them