Funny you mention that... At an old firm I used to work for while still in Illinois, there was a young lady (a "ginger") that worked there (very friendly to me). She used to wear "Coty Wild Musk" perfume... Drove me nuts.... She drove a black Fiero.
But, even then, I knew well enough not to "dip my pen in company ink."
Gotta love the bystanders snapping shots on their smartphones. Must be one of those "suction cup" models as she'd have to detach it each time the door has to open at a stop.
Was reinstalling a FLGR version when I let the bushing wrench slip off. It ricocheted off the wrench or my hand and hit me just above the left eye. Had a nice semi-circle cut under the eyebrow.