My vote for political power mop champion goes to Russian politician Valentina Petrenko, easily beating out Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Boris Johnson. The scalloped edges of this sophisticated post-modern trapezoid give her the overall appearance of a canned ham dipped in caviar then run over with a Lada.
Rumor has it that during a particularly fierce uber-dominatrix session in the back room of a Black Sea hostel she castrated Robert DeNiro while performing her whirling Dervish moves on his scrotum with a pair of jewel encrusted high heels while post-Soviet death metal screeched through Brezhnev era loudspeakers.
Rumor has it that during a particularly fierce uber-dominatrix session in the back room of a Black Sea hostel she castrated Robert DeNiro while performing her whirling Dervish moves on his scrotum with a pair of jewel encrusted high heels while post-Soviet death metal screeched through Brezhnev era loudspeakers.
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