Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Pussies. Imagine if they had to deal with a double nut after the donor had a large bowl of Andrea's Green Chili from Hell.

One of my favorite Youtube idiot videos is the dude that took a bath in blenderized hot chilis and nearly died. Yes, dumbass, hot peppers are hot, especially when you lay in them. And yes, Reapers are fucking hot. Ask me how I know. At least I was smart enough to not stick my dick in them.
 
Guy I got hired with got a call years ago. They were sent to a "traumatic injury". Ole boy working on the front end of his car, with it just on a jack. It came off and landed on his legs. It had him mashed to the garage floor, but not the whole weight of the car on him. He was just stuck. He was talking to the guys from the engine and ambulance, calm and embarrassed. My friend looked about 8 feet from the car, and saw two brand new jack stands, sitting on a shelf.

He said "what are you doing saving these? Don't want to wear them out?"
Reminds me of a local auto shop teacher that was killed (late 70's). Had a car up on four, yes four, bumper jacks. Can't make that shit up.
 
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