Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Well, did you?
If you do then your skirt hides it pretty well, welcome back from Thailand.I have the weirdest boner right now….
Maaan, midgets turn on a warning alarm in my brain. Like, I’m sure the above pics are adults, but my brain sees children and I start feeling defensive and angry. Not reporting anything because i’m no bitch or snitch, but i feel compelled to stand on a soapbox and say not for me.
It’s pretty weird you equate a short obvious adult to a child, sounds like some personal issues.
Dwarves want to fuck too, they are normal folks just fun sized.
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You're not reporting anything because there's nothing to report.
Yes, issues. This thread is best avoided by you.
Yes, issues. This thread is best avoided by you.
The odd proportions just never did anything for me.
But I never thought of "short people" as being like children.
I like the tall ones myself.
Probably just a little thing.Dammit. I didn’t know I had a thing for midgets. Learn something new at the hide every day.
Tell us where the bad midget clown touched you when you were a little kid. Do you have problems watching The Wizard of Oz of Willy Wonka?
Just an FYI, I would be careful about reporting your feelings to Frank.
Would you rather look at Dirty D's fat girl collection?
INSERT "GETTING A LITTLE ON THE SIDE" JOKE HERE:
(Ever wanted to bang twins? A little....)
(Ever wanted to bang twins? A little....)
I didn't catch it, was mag loaded and first firing stripped another round into chamber and she did not know that is is loaded with another live round? I doubt she knew how to engage safety.
Not fairIf you really want to see his head explode, ask him to name any unarmed African-American killed by police that didn't happen in a city run by democrats.
Trick Question!
Can anyone tell me if SgtMaj Kasal is was SSgt Kasal that recruited out of MN in 1995-97? SSgt Kasal recruited me in 96! Sure looks like him! Either way SSgt Kasal was also a hard charger!
Semper Fi.
Saw a scene similar in a Buenos Aires restaurant. Fantastic steaks. HUGE quantities of food. Could smell it 3 blocks away. That;'s how we found it..by smell! Could see the fire/meat from a big picture window out front. Good advertising.
They used to have shirts (maybe they still do) that said "you can smell our pits from miles away"
Did anyone live through that?
No idea, just pulled from a thread long time ago.
I am remarkably aware of midgets in my environment. Remarkably. Like I can smell midgets from some distance and immediately begin operation "squid" by pooping my pants as a defensive reflex.
I can tell you, pooping your pants works a certain percentage of the time against assailants that haven't worked as Walmart greeters or elderly care specialists....but it works 100% of the time against midgets. You see, they are practically at eye level to my used food dispenser and they are much more powerfully affected.
I do this for one simple reason - I almost got my ass kicked by a midget once. You see, a midget can punch you in the nuts...shit, foods ready.
I gotta run.
That is completely incorrect… Those charging stations are high-speed charging stations at 600 V. They would charge a Tesla to approximately 80% capacity in 15 to 20 minutes.
FACTS, we don't need no stinking Facts!
To be fair she's also a "little" kid
More Jemma?
Google her, there's more shit I can't post. Not bad.
Google her, there's more shit I can't post. Not bad.
