Is that a "Dead Blow" hammer?
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Is that a "Dead Blow" hammer?
That may be better.
Forget the boobs, the photo looks fake. lol
Oh they're fake for sure, and those are the most "normal" photos you will find of her on the net. But that photo, of video, is the same one used everywhere. Still looks off. Looks like there's been some "morphing" done. lol Widened her up a bit. The sides of her boobs where they meet her arms don't look right.
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It's getting to the point that kids won't know what a woman really looks like. They'll get their first look at an unedited woman and cry foul.
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With out a doubt
No filters so the skin will not be perfect
Girls not sucking it in so they’ll have a fupa
And from all the free porn, no ass to mouth on the first date
Went to HS with a Beth Quackenbush. Related?
The topic of the internet and porn came up at work today. I said I kind of feel sorry for kids today. They're missing out. There's no mystery, no sense of discovery. Coming of age, the excitement of seeing some real woman flesh, or just see something slightly erotic, like a lingerie add.
Or finding a Playboy or Penthouse on the side of the road and feeling like I'd won the lottery!
Now days a kid's first exposure to sex is on their phone seeing three woman together, two with giant boobs and one with a penis, fisting and peeing on each other! Where's the romance!? LMAO
Or finding a Playboy or Penthouse on the side of the road and feeling like I'd won the lottery!
Now days a kid's first exposure to sex is on their phone seeing three woman together, two with giant boobs and one with a penis, fisting and peeing on each other! Where's the romance!? LMAO
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I've called a foul and false advertising on a Tinder date.
It goes like this:
me "You look different than your photo's"
her "Oh, those are old photo's"
Me [looks at text messages] "hmmm OK, sure, well, try not to send [finger quotes] "old photo's" when meeting someone. I gotta go, have a wonderful evening."
Her " you're a fucking dick."
Me "you have integrity issues, amongst others."
How dare you kink shame @akmike47
was that bad huh lol
Eyes were different color, facial shape was different, body was decidedly different LOL. She was still a pretty gal, and definitively resembled the pics
. But, I don't deal with people who do that shit. Just be real. I would've smashed if she was honest from the get-go. So, I went to the town shit-show bar and found 21 year old Arizona State girl who was on spring break. Much cool.
i live through guys like "you"Eyes were different color, facial shape was different, body was decidedly different LOL. She was still a pretty gal, and definitively resembled the pics
So, I went to the town shit-show bar and found 21 year old Arizona State girl who was on spring break. Much cool.
i got married before the online dating/ tinder society happened
the younger guys that work for me always bring me a few stories to make fun
I like blondes with brown eyes.... I'll trade you for a fat bitch.
No shame.
Hey, what a man and a woman and another woman and a midget and a mule do in the privacy of their bedroom is none of my business. Heck I may even want to watch. But you've got to work your way up to that point.
Oh yeah. You gonna die.
I always wanted my epitaph to include "Fucked himself to death" or "Came and went at the same time" or something along those lines.
I thought the same thing. This chick throws your truck keys in the neighbors yard, loads your mags with gummy bears and then chases you around the house with a kitchen knife
she's staby to say the least. She still looks like fun. Just let me have five or six strong drinks first to numb the pain
