Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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You had me at "wash her butthole".
1. She needs hair. Fail.
Albino? Are you getting sun block delivered in 55 gallon drum?
Is that girl play for the WNBA?, she's been practicing those free throws for an hour now!
I dunno if that is a man with a fake beard or a woman transitioning to a man with a fake beard or some homo elf.
Going with C, homo elf.
I think it looks like one of the guys from black rifle coffee company, and they would probably act the same.
Tennessee cop-gone-wild Maegan Hall gets offered $10,000 to do two shows at Nashville strip club after being fired for having on-duty sex with several colleagues
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ed-10-000-two-shows-Nashville-strip-club.html
After Priest Exorcises All Demons From Her Home, Pelosi Becomes A Republican
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — According to sources, Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently recruited several Catholic priests to exorcise her home of evil spirits, and as a result, has joined the Republican party.
babylonbee.com
I'mma tellya, da Bee must be butter cause they are on a roll.
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Hillary Clinton Boasts Of Having No Classified Documents From Her Time As President
CHAPPAQUA, NY — After revelations that former Presidents and Vice Presidents Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and even Mike Pence had violated federal law by keeping classified documents in their homes, Hillary Clinton took the opportunity to brag that she had kept no classified documents from her time...
babylonbee.com
So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
People don't do that anymore? Arrr
