My son told people that growing up with me as a dad was harder then Air Force Boot Camp.
His big sister punked the Air Force guy giving the brief.
No dick just a 6" clit
“Work with that” meaning playing that 6” clit with a violin bow?I can work with that...
Suck it with his butthole“Work with that” meaning playing that 6” clit with a violin bow?
Or smacking it in submission with one of these cockrings?
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Edit: not gonna mention two other things you might do with it lol
The 1st power tour came through Goodland KS but wasn't planning on stopping. I was going to tech school up there and got my instructors to help me get ahold of Drew Harding at Hot Rod. We offered up the tech school (so they could work on their rides if need be). Best friend and I went along with them to Salina KS in his 55 Chevy. Fantastic time.Last stop on the Power Tour
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The front lot was full also.
So..."Unlawful possession of a Cooter"?"Unlawful possession of a wild racoon" may be one the best charges I have seen for a long time
Me likey butt dimples with no "flaps".
I told my older boy if the draft comes back, AF is the way to go before the infantry gets him. His little brother would probably ignore me and jump at the guns, mud, and blood crew though. Dammit, why can’t he be smart, like his mother?HA. My dad did a stint as an instructor at Fort Jackson after Korea. Told him I was enlisting in the army. "Hell no you ain't." Okay, Marines. "Nope. Navy or AF." He didn't have an especially fun tour in Korea. Slept with his eyes open.
Went to see the Navy recruiter and the door was locked. AF SSgt next door said, "Hey, come on in. He'll probably be back soon."
I’m missing it?Is this in reference to the "no shitting on the carpet"?
I’m guessing that she is a woman Dirty D would like to meet.
But you weren't the last ones, you just grew up and claim it constantly lolForced out of the house by our parents and told to not come home until the street lights came on. Riding our bikes miles away from home, making up games, learning to be independent, getting in fights and settling squabbles amongst ourselves, dealing with there being winners and losers.. Dealing with minor injuries ourselves
According to this I should be named Randy Savage
I mean with all the zeros in that bank account why not?