Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

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Sure looks cold in there

 

[Dirty D]

Ma'am? Tuck your balls in.

Don’t talk to your mom like that!

 

[7.62willdo]

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Copycat….. this is the original…..

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Dirty D]

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“I found this great new taxidermist”

 

[Fx51LP308]

Copycat….. this is the original…..
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Yup... A classic feature of the Mr. Whitekeys Fly By Night Club show, the "Whale Fat Follies" in the Spenard section of Anchorage, AK. I saw it there. That was a great time.

mrwhitekeys.com

mrwhitekeys.com

www.mrwhitekeys.com

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[lash]

Yup... A classic feature of the Mr. Whitekeys Fly By Night Club show, the "Whale Fat Follies" in the Spenard section of Anchorage, AK. I saw it there. That was a great time.

mrwhitekeys.com

mrwhitekeys.com

www.mrwhitekeys.com

 

[Fx51LP308]

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And, somehow, the counter never seems to change, does it???

 

[lash]

And, somehow, the counter never seems to change, does it???

Right, but notice what runner up gets.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Right, but notice what runner up gets.

Depends on the time of year. Fairbanks can actually be rather habitable in the summer (70-80˚F range, when I was there around the 4th of July, 1996).

Any other time of year, "FUGGHETABOUTIT!"

 

[cooper barrett]

Been there done that and waiting to invest in new venture: "BIG DICK'S: JUST THE TIP"

BIG DICK'S HALFWAY INN:
Gravois Mills, MO

BIG DICK'S DAM NEAR INN:
Lake Ozark, MO

BIG DICK'S SALTY SEAMAN - FORT MYERS BEACH


BIG DICK'S SALTY SEAMAN - MADEIRA BEACH

 

[TACC]

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Doesn't this look like a moose skull with and elk set of horns?

 

[Beefmanne]

Doesn't this look like a moose skull with and elk set of horns?

 

[22Hshots]

Doesn't this look like a moose skull with and elk set of horns?

Look up, you might catch a glimpse of the joke going right over your head.

 

[lash]

Doesn't this look like a moose skull with and elk set of horns?

No, it’s the ultra rare Melk. Never seen by normal people.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[JIMB3AM]

 

[powerspc]

 

[Carlos Danger]

 

[Shifty_One]

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He shoots! He SCORES!

 

[TripleBull]

 

[7.62willdo]

No, it’s the ultra rare Melk. Never seen by normal people.

I have good authority that this one was killed by Bigfoot…….

 

[Shifty_One]

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[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[roostercogburn98]

Been there done that and waiting to invest in new venture: "BIG DICK'S: JUST THE TIP"

BIG DICK'S HALFWAY INN:
Gravois Mills, MO

BIG DICK'S DAM NEAR INN:
Lake Ozark, MO

BIG DICK'S SALTY SEAMAN - FORT MYERS BEACH


BIG DICK'S SALTY SEAMAN - MADEIRA BEACH

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Or go to Alaska and visit Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn

Edit cause pictures and shit rule

 

[hankpac]

That is the same tech, on a far smaller and denser scale, that SpaceX is working on to incorporate into the next generation of spacesuits. Soon, the bulky and massive outfits that served man from the Moon to the current ISS will look medieval compared to the next generation, which will be form fitted to each individual wearer, look like full piece streamlined bathing suits on the outside, and so flexible and light that one would forget the suit is even there when performing EVAs in orbit or planetary landing excursions...

I grew up on those kind of space suits. Still waiting

 

[lash]

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Yeah! What’s up with that?

And flying cars. We were supposed to have flying cars by now damnit!

 

[lash]

 

[doubloon]

Yeah! What’s up with that?

And flying cars. We were supposed to have flying cars by now damnit!

 

[lash]

 

[doubloon]

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I just wish they hated sex and would abstain.

 

[Fx51LP308]

Yeah! What’s up with that?

And flying cars. We were supposed to have flying cars by now damnit!

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I mean, I grew up spoiled, watching "The Jetsons," so I'm totally disappointed....

 

[lash]

I mean, I grew up spoiled, watching "The Jetsons," so I'm totally disappointed....

 

[hankpac]

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Gettin’ that Ag Exemption.

 

[Natty Bumpo]

2:32 ;-)
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He's playing an imaginary trombone. Laura's playing the piccolo and Buddy's on the trombone. Can't remember what Sally's playing.

 

[Natty Bumpo]

He's playing an imaginary trombone. Laura's playing the piccolo and Buddy's on the trombone. Can't remember what Sally's playing.

I meant to say Buddy's playing the tuba

 

[Mike Islander]

He's playing an imaginary trombone. Laura's playing the piccolo and Buddy's on the trombone. Can't remember what Sally's playing.

If you say so.

 

[hankpac]

Real conversation during morning coffee, just happened.

Her: Whatcha doing today?
Me: Might go shooting(thinking im about to get assigned a honey-do)
Her: I think it rained last night, I bet the dirt is awesome, you should ride your dirt bike too.

Me: K-bye.
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5 minutes after you leave. “He’s gone now, you can come over. Should be all day.”

 

[Porksboy]

He's playing an imaginary trombone. Laura's playing the piccolo and Buddy's on the trombone. Can't remember what Sally's playing.

Trumpet

 

[Supersubes]

5 minutes after you leave. “He’s gone now, you can come over. Should be all day.”

I hope she had fun, because I sure as hell did!

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]