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Tell us about the one that got away, the flier that ruined your group, the zero that drifted, the shot you still see when you close your eyes. Winner will receive a free scope!
Join contestDo you even have a remote idea of what's going on inside a boat at that speed ?You pulled a water skier at 170?
Pics please.))
Puuleaseee.Do you even have a remote idea of what's going on inside a boat at that speed ?
"Oh, dude, sit still and smile for the picture OK ?"
Yea, right.
Here's a pic of the Skater cat at speed taken from a helicopter that was unable to get a clear pic because he was tapped out at full throttle.
If you want clear pics you get them from shore....and that's not where you'll find me.
Note the dual F16 fighter jet canopies, yes that is where they come from.
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YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN WITHIN 500 FEET OF ANY OF THEMTaylor Swift, Lady GaGa, and Michelle Obama all have this one thing in common.
Spelling ?I know a thing or two about
You obliviously don't know sarcasm or how to measure waves.Spelling ?
Nah, it's obvious you have zero clues.
Do you know you wear a large foam roll around your neck so you don't end up with a broken neck when you're slamming thru 10 foot seas ?
Yea....you're right on top that shit ain't ya ?
Looks like the foam collars are gone.
"Offshore" powerboat racing wouldn't be "Offshore" if it was held on a lake, now, would it?So those orange foam collars aren't foam collars ?
GTFO here.
It's real obvious they were in fresh water....probably a lake.
But, it's nothing you would know about, right ?
Sure thing turbonium."Offshore" powerboat racing wouldn't be "Offshore" if it was held on a lake, now, would it?
But yea, I know nothing about water or botes----.
Whatever---.
Go Skate away.
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It has been mandatory to wear one since tests were carried out back in 2015.
Damn, obviously you are-------------frustrated.Sure thing turbonium.
It's obvious you know dick about .... well......dick.
But I'm positive you'd like to grasp a few huh ?
Here's something for your non-knowing ass.
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A joint manufactured battery would imply that Tesla is making it to Mercedes specifications…You did see where I said I am a MB tec at a MB dealer and that it is in our service department this very moment and that particular crate went into a Mercedes B class ev? There is no speculation of what kinda sorta might be.
Wanna see it? Come on down, I’ll give you a tour and let you look at it with your own eyeballs, provided you show up by Monday before it ships out. Mercedes-Benz of Wesley Chapel.
Back to what I said earlier about people arguing over what hood ornament is better… there is so much manufacture cross pollinating going on behind the scenes.
Yes Tesla build their own batteries. Yes Benz builds their own batteries. They also contract share. The $68k battery, not sure what plant that one is coming out of.
The EV battery in the crate that I posted is 100 percent joint manufactured by Tesla and Benz.
It’s because they were being chased by something that was going to kill them and eat them, right ?Try searching for world record water ski speed or any variation of that. The record is held down here in Australia, somewhere at some time a skier may have achieved a higher speed but not in record breaking conditions, and they may not have survived....
Musk has a plan and it's only working because the government is paying people to buy his electric cars and probably paying alot more than we realize for him to build them. Electric cars don't make sense any where because it less efficient to use fuel to make electricity to charge them. Than to put the fuel directly in an internal combustion engine. This is not even mentioning the power grid upgrades needed or the addition of charging stations all over the country. I bet Musk paid build to them...A joint manufactured battery would imply that Tesla is making it to Mercedes specifications…
That would mean it’s a special battery, and not one of the common ones being used for the Teslas.
The only reason that matters is because that means it’s a low production unit which seems to be the kiss of death when it comes to replacing them from a cost perspective.
Yeah, Tesla is trying to be a lot more than just a car manufacturer. They’re also trying to make stuff for other people as well as recycle all of these products and get the materials back.
Say what you will, Musk has a plan, and it includes the entire ecosystem related to his vehicles and products.
Puuleaseee.
Do you know what cameras can do these days? They are faster than botes. They can stop 170mph in a nano second, and get a clear pikture and they have these things, telo-foto lenses, they are AMAZING.
I know a thing or two about botes.
IF, some person was doing 170mph, behind some bote, you bet your sweet azz someone would be talking a pikture of it.
You call the GOM a puddle and yet you bote on rivers and Inland Lakes.
Go git in your Skater, drop a line off the stern (That's the back of the bote to you) and troll for some carp somewheres else.
BTW, I will hold your beer and watch whilst you are towing that skier at 170mph, on a river.
Four filters, oil and a battery was $1900?I believe it, love my Benz but the maintenance can be ridiculous. They recently gave me a $1500 voucher towards service. I told them to change the oil and service all the filters- including the fuel filter, and replace the battery. It was $1900.
If I lived in Kansas, I’d be a boat expert also.Remember, he no likey the east cost or our waters. But, Fountain was one of his boats mentioned.
Maybe it's because they are built on Florida's WEST coast...
Yes, I can, and do the maintenance on my other vehicles. I had them do it because of the voucher, and figured it would be well under 1500.Four filters, oil and a battery was $1900?
Can’t you do that yourself?
I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.I never knew @akmike47 was from Louisiana.
Most of the rest of you MFer's are from Ohio.
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Was his name @powdahound76 ?I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.![]()
Was his name @powdahound76 ?
Junior, what are you prattling on about now ?Between that and chicks seeing if they could really get you there in 37 seconds…..
Who we kiddin? I still couldnt get any
Oh well.
Funny, being an old fart with a good woman, what I know now woulda had me bypass all the wild days and settle down with a good gal at a young age.
Junior, what are you prattling on about now ?![]()
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Listen you fat old grumpy lookin…..
Wait, I was lookin in the mirror when I seen that!
Not all of us were around when Moses split the sea.
Just hesh up and tuck yer nuts back in yer sock so they dont drag gramps.![]()
In Red Bluff ?
I know that area extremely well having owned a few acres nearby.
The Sacramento river isn't big enough to race on there....?
Maybe Lake Almanor (which is what...30-40 miles east or so ?) ?
I had a buddy from Ohio in college. He used to get laid more than any of us by bragging about how small his dick was. I guess the girls were curious.![]()
I think Tesla's real business is selling credits to the other OEMs. In other words, it's a scam.Musk has a plan and it's only working because the government is paying people to buy his electric cars and probably paying alot more than we realize for him to build them. Electric cars don't make sense any where because it less efficient to use fuel to make electricity to charge them. Than to put the fuel directly in an internal combustion engine. This is not even mentioning the power grid upgrades needed or the addition of charging stations all over the country. I bet Musk paid build to them...![]()
Is it Monday………did it miss the weekend?
That isn't even Tequila. It's 51% grain alcohol and shitty agave with food coloring. No wonder that little shit is sick.
Can we just delete the pedos posting the pics?…FFS…delete the AI generated pedo pics
Them there coons ‘bout to get some surprise buttseks
Now, these botes can do 170mph----++, and the cameras work also.