Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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[TACC]

Mine is from 1983 and still works like a charm. I hit a guy in the head with it once, it worked perfectly, he no longer wanted into my car after that. It was the only Christmas present my horrible ex-wife got me that was useful. Genuine Made in America to last lifetime, unlike today's Chinese made crap.

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Wait..... Are you the Accountant?

 

[Aftermath]

This begs the question: Which iconic Clint Eastwood character do you want to kill you?

Detective Harry Callahan
Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino)
The Stranger (High Plains Drifter)
The Man with No Name (The Dollars Trilogy)
Frankie Dunn (Million Dollar Baby)
Private Kelly (Kelly’s Heroes)
William Munny (Unforgiven)
Josey Wales
John Doherty/Thunderbolt

If it's Walt Kowalski, do you want the 1911 or the Garand?

Rowdy Yeates

 

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[168BTHPM]

 

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[WaywardSon]

 

[Threadcutter308]

"It's cooked perfectly"

Sure, if you like boot leather.....

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Wait..... Are you the Accountant?

Nope, I just like hitting people with the most painful thing in reach. Back then, I was a generator mechanic.

 

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@clcustom1911 has combined his fetishes, red shoes and moto sickle....

 

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[nockhunter]

 

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Powered dish washer

 

[nockhunter]

 

[JerkyFreak]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Carlos Danger]

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Of course. They're seafood.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Ouchie. That's going to require surgery.

She doesn't need surgery. Her fat ass just needs to stop fucking eating.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

She doesn't need surgery. Her fat ass just needs to stop fucking eating.

I guess you missed the guy's elbow. It's like a wet spaghetti noodle.

 

[cas6969]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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Looks like Japanese porn.

 

[Carlos Danger]

I guess you missed the guy's elbow. It's like a wet spaghetti noodle.

No. I didn't. Look above your head and you'll see the joke.

 

[Dirty D]

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Anybody got her number? Not asking for a friend.

 

[Beefmanne]

Blasphemy!!!

 

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[OkieMike]

At least young girls can realize that they can never compete with the ideal woman, as AI is better than real...or will be soon. So maybe they can get over that trauma.

Thankfully, some dudes will always like the real thing better.

I prefer the real thing... Pretty hard to dip your pickle in 1's and 0's.

Mike

 

[fx77]

At least young girls can realize that they can never compete with the ideal woman, as AI is better than real...or will be soon. So maybe they can get over that trauma.

Thankfully, some dudes will always like the real thing better.

Wait til Apple Goggles show porn!

 

[Sandhog308]

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A mess of dat and a cold drink of water might change my luck ..or kill me

 

[davesa]

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well as Bugs Bunny said..

 

[The D]

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AI is getting pretty good, I was almost fooled by this

But, rules and such

 

[cooper barrett]

competing

 

[texasmotor]

 

[J-Ham]

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Well surprisingly, we've moved on from cyclists & how much horsepower your car doesn't make to focus on which generation is solely responsible for ruining the country.