Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I just did a quick search, so it could be bullshit. Allegedly a cat can jump 6X his/her height.
A 6' tall man could jump to 36'. Flat footed, jump to the roof of a three story building.
Isn't the fall collection glorious?
Some cats jump even higher. I had a cat that could go from floor to top of fridge without a second thought.
They also can survive really high falls. A vet noticed that apartment owners brought in cats that fell from their 4th fl units or lower. Very few higher floors. Not because they died. The falls were long enough for the cat to relax and prepare to land, so they did.
Can you imagine going up to your car at night and putting your hand in there with this little gem?
For a lot of you this could have been this morning.
The Rick James carpet cleaner.
You must have dropped the minus sign when you entered the coordinates.Bati, India.
Try again.
Not dark or girthy enough for him.
The bigger question is if any of us care.
Nah, I just grab it and start pounding stuff into it
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
So he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
So he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Got any of those pills left over?
Yeah but it’s gonna cost ya one torn sphincter
Probably all taste like your ass
