Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Here's a bunch of you perverts sharing body heat while watching grandma peg @Dirty D
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What the fuck is the point of memory foam??


I mean what the fuck? The entire purpose of foam is to cushion and pad things, so if the shitty product collapses and never fucking rebounds to cushion it is in fact fucking useless at the job it was intended for in the first god damned place. It is heavy for a light weight product and discolors for no fucking reason and is generally fucking creepy. My wife got us a couple of fucking ten pound memory foam pillows and they fucking suck and I got up 5 fucking hours ago and the god damned fucking pillow is still fucked up with a noggin dent in it from sleeping on the fucking uncomfortable thing. Oh yeah, here is a fucking picture of tits to make everyone feel better.


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I'd rather sleep on tits than memory foam.
Yea but memory foam shuts the fuck up unlike the mouth attached to them tits.
 
Reminded me of a lab we had 20yrs ago. I saw Jake somehow catch a cottontail. He put a paw on its head and ripped it in half and swallowed it whole. Then gulped down the other half. Two bites....gone. Dog was like 140lbs. Couldn't lift the fat bastard.

Jake was overly fond of water (always dipping his tootsies in water buckets) and friendly compared to our other black labs that would rip you a new asshole if they caught you tresspassing.
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