It might take me a few weeks, but I'll fertilize every egg she's got!
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I lied when I said I wipe em off
This motherfucka right here loooove the taste of syphillis!Somehow, I doubt it……..
Somehow, I doubt it……..
I'd like to read that........
It wasn't a "How to" guide.
While we look at this and laugh because it seems like a joke, the entire US Military would be well served to teach this class to new recruits. They should have a four hour class on not marrying a whore of any gender, a four hour class called, "Don't buy a fucking motorcycle when you come back from deployment", another four hour class called, "Save some fucking money you idiot or you will get out with no money in four god damned years and be a homeless piece of shit." And close it out with a class on how to budget, invest in TSP, steer clear of the piece of shit 35% car loan on a 2.3 liter Mustang or shitty pick-up and the importance of not being shitfaced drunk every weekend.
More than a few guys go home with two paychecks in the bank, some of them after 20 years of service. The rest have two kids with a fucking slut who left them and they waste their lives paying alimony and child support to a skank who is using it to buy tattoos and fuck E-3's.
IN THE PLUMBS!!
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That's a Ellen Page chick that is now a tranny in the reverse way to Elliot Page.
Was a fairly well known actress.....now has zero acting jobs as the whatever thing she is.
*It* looks like this post surgery
Fucking shame, she was a good lookin chick but I guess had a head full of cobwebs.
I have no response to the "Colon Crusher" tat that idiot has.
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Mildly obscure, but raise your hand if you remember her from "Trailer Park Boys"
I remember her from an initial movie called "Hard Candy," where she played a young teen girl being stalked and propositioned by 20-30' something male. The outcome may surprise you (in re: who becomes the "victim").
I’m not seriously questioning the validity of that…meaning I’m not intending to get in a debate about it…but I have a hard time believing that it’s real.
ETA: In my lifetime, I’ve been wrong about a lot of stuff though.
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That’s a good way to incite violence. Violence is, in the vast majority of situations, unnecessary. And it’s way overused these days.
But I don’t know how someone who was committing that kind of deception would expect anything less.
Donkeys are assholes. He fucked around and found tf out now, didn’t he…
My response was something along the lines of “what a stupid fat cunt”.
It's always been a lesbian. Pretend all you want, you're still gay.
Sushi Bandit has a nice ring to it or Kid Sayonara ?
Either way, he's not necessarily fast, but he's smooth with that 6
No you wont....just be happy when she goes downs on you.
Come on man, today's military doesn't have time for that.
They can barely fit in war-fighting after the mandatory "There are 1000 genders", "The white man is the root of all evil", "The proper use of pronouns", and of course the ever popular "I'm queer, maybe you are too" classes.
This made me think of the night I went into town with a FNG when I was stationed at Treasure Island in '71 - he asked why a guy was following us jingling change in his pocket. After I explained it, he said "Are you telling me that guy wants to SMD and give me $10?" We went our separate ways.
NEWS FLASH!
COMPOSTING HELPS REJUVENATE SOIL!!
WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY FINDING!!!
www.upworthy.com
Wtf. And people get paid [likely with our stolen wages (tax money)] to study this shit.
COMPOSTING HELPS REJUVENATE SOIL!!
WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY FINDING!!!
A juice company dumped orange peels in a national park. Here's what it looks like now.
12,000 tons of food waste and 21 years later, this forest looks totally different.
www.upworthy.com Wtf. And people get paid [likely with our stolen wages (tax money)] to study this shit.
NEWS FLASH!
COMPOSTING HELPS REJUVENATE SOIL!!
WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY FINDING!!!
A juice company dumped orange peels in a national park. Here's what it looks like now.
12,000 tons of food waste and 21 years later, this forest looks totally different.
Wtf. And people get paid [likely with our stolen wages (tax money)] to study this shit.
It’s hard to convince academics that Gatorade is not a good fertilizer.
Finally! Something funny from SNL, but mostly because of the actors breaking character so blatantly. Whatever, it’s funny
