Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Mike Casselton]

Never end a sentence with a preposition!

Are you prepositioning me?

Or, is it me you're propositioning?


Dammit! I be knowin gud engrish.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

North American consumers are being systematically poisoned by the food industry here, mostly for higher profit margins. The nwo folks want to use this handy fact as a plank in their “great reset” and work hard at supporting “dietary advice” that is actually deadly touts adherents.

Load up on carbs and do little physical work to become the communist of tomorrow!

 

[Carlos Danger]

View attachment 8407399

Fucking whore on the left does NOTHING for me. Don't care what you dress her up in. She's a stupid fucking cunt and I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me MILLIONS. Fuck that cunt.

 

[168BTHPM]

Fucking whore on the left does NOTHING for me. Don't care what you dress her up in. She's a stupid fucking cunt and I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me MILLIONS. Fuck that cunt.

I would fuck her with your dick just to see the look on your face.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[tiger13]

Are you a dwarf?

A body, not F body. Stay with the group. Also, I haven't always been this old.

 

[Marinevet1]

Your dinner is running away..............

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Tornado clean up volunteers needed in Tennesse. No @akmike47 and @Dirty D you can't keep anything you pick up.

 

[Shoreglide]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[carbonbased]

View attachment 8408450

FIFY

 

[168BTHPM]

Someone has been busy. Save your energy, grandma is very demanding.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The right horse. The female rider is a 10 10 on the matrix scale.

 

[Carlos Danger]

The horse: "what?, WHAT?!"

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[kindabitey]

Oh hell no! That's probably crazier than a barrel racer, and probably has a Blue Heeler that'll bite the piss out of you for no friggin reason. The only way it could be more dangerous is if she was a redhead.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[CRT2]

At least 9 shots and no reload. Must be a 22.

 

[supercorndogs]

Hang on, let me edit the Wikipedia entry...

That reminds me of a story about a student that copied and pasted a book report directly from Wikipedia. He then went into Wikipedia and edited the original entry so it wouldn't match the report he turned in and he wouldn't be accused of plagiarism. That's some next level cheating.

I knew a girl who printed a report off cheaters.com and left the cheaters.com heading on the top of each page. Opposite end of the spectrum.

 

[memyselfi]

At least 9 shots and no reload. Must be a 22.

Dual cross draw holster, she changes guns on the turn around before red balloons

 

[someguy12341]

View attachment 8408517

So... A threesome. The H53 goes both ways. And the F35 is a gimp.

 

[memyselfi]

Oh hell no! That's probably crazier than a barrel racer, and probably has a Blue Heeler that'll bite the piss out of you for no friggin reason. The only way it could be more dangerous is if she was a redhead.

Spot on, You must be speaking from experiences , my condolences on the drama you endured. I can confirm this, down to the one I dated being a red head.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[supercorndogs]

Oh hell no! That's probably crazier than a barrel racer, and probably has a Blue Heeler that'll bite the piss out of you for no friggin reason. The only way it could be more dangerous is if she was a redhead.

You know why her blue heeler bit you.....

 

[Fig]

At least 9 shots and no reload. Must be a 22.

Looked to me like she pulled a second pistol out on the turn.

 

[502Chevelle]

It must be hard enough to shoot on the run like that, but to holster a gun and pull another while braking and turning? That’s a shit load of practice and training. Also, her horse is #1, her heeler is #2, her practice, going to comps etc is #3, and you might come in at #4 on her priority list, IF you are lucky. Might as well keep taking those long hot showers. Lol.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

So I'm watching "The Pacific" on Netflix.
This conversation... I just had to...

 

[Dirty D]

Tornado clean up volunteers needed in Tennesse. No @akmike47 and @Dirty D you can't keep anything you pick up.

View attachment 8408448

Well that’s awkward