Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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Just because I was obviously having a gooder time than your bitch ass.
“The police are the only ones qualified enough to own an AR-15”
Hey! He was being safe and keeping his finger off the trigger…
Easy Tex, you're gonna wear out.
She asked me to apologize for not getting the big one that you requested.
The discrete packaging that 168’s dildo comes in.
Oh how many times I pissed on my ex in the shower.
Easy Tex, you're gonna wear out.
She asked me to apologize for not getting the big one that you requested.
Back at the dawn of the Innernets, I got to know Jeff Batten on Usenet newsgroups. He was one of those "climb to live, live to climb" types that got injured in a fall then when he couldn't climb, he died young. Opiates. He was probably one of the most successful trolls I've ever seen, and was three times funnier then fuck. When people bailed off Usenet (because wimps can't handle unmoderated social media) and went to web sites like RockClimbing.com, Jeff used Juan de Fuca. The Cali young nerds didn't even now he was trolling. Hilarious.
To satisfy the "you gotta have a picture" crew, I bring you Fajada Butte:
I need some Jesus in my life. Like: "Jesus, look at all those primo titties and wet, wigglin' asses!"
Still the uncontested Sniper's Hide Pocket Pussy Champion, AKMike has spoken.
And dribbled all over his keyboard.
Send batteries, he's outta juice.
I see Jesus once a week when he comes to mow the lawn and pull the weeds.
I rolled up on one of these coming home form my match on Saturday. I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw it in the distance.
It’s about time you noticed
Start a compost pile. The bagged dirt from the stores is garbage for growing stuff.
Ain't no trigger discipline of no kind in this picture!
And these are the people you're going to send in to rescue hostages?
Nope.. Just nope.
And these are the people you're going to send in to rescue hostages?
Nope.. Just nope.
Dude, your choreography is a little off but we played along anyways.
Is that deersniper dressed as a nun? WTF?
Can’t be. DS don’t drive no Deere.
