Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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The difference between my generation and yours is, my kids didn’t do that at all. Because we’re not shitty parents.

I still remember the look of terror on the faces of my wife's misbehaving grandsons when she asked if they would like to go to the 'Ladies Room'. :cry: Or when she 'helped then move along' when 'gently,' grabbing (aka pinching) them by their long-head triceps muscle. She always put on this wicked smile.
 
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99.9999% of women look better with some clothing on

Hides stretch marks, small rolls from positioning etc

Minor cellulite, etc. Sometimes it even provides a little "structure" where none would make things a bit more "floppy/droopy." A proper pair of genes/corduroys, etc. will make that "G she's wearing" a lot better defined!
 
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BLUEGRASS AND STORYTIME...

That is how I like a drive if I am going on the road. If you's a new guy riding with me just sit back, enjoy that coffee, and you ain't gonna not like what's coming out them speakers. You need a smoke as well or you brought yo' own but you need the flick of a Zippo, don't hesitate to hit me the fuck up as well. Roll that window down as much as you like and enjoy the ride.

(Warning, graphic but justice well deserved)



 
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"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you.
Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways.
Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."
Anthony Bourdain

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