The guy resembled my avatar. I think it was just more big, dumb and used to doing stupid stuff. Probably named Jethro or Jug Head
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That’s just a small scale model of your gape, it doesn’t fit inside…unlike everything in you
Oh fuck! That guy found the Stud!!
I had a service advisor get into a 300D turbo diesel on my lift to check the reverse lights I had already checked, then leave the car in reverse. When I hit my remote starter to set the valve clearance the engine immediately started (I like to do the valves while the engine is hot) The car proceeded to back across the shop. I managed to press the under hood shut off before it got away.
The service advisor avoided me for a month after that.
The service advisor avoided me for a month after that.
You really don’t have the legs for a skirt, but I support you
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More hilarity with the Swedish fermented fish. The first 20 seconds is absolutely the funniest part, the rest is just amusing
Another Darwin candidate not knowing/learning the rules.... Always open Surstromming can OUTSIDE! And understand that it's under pressure. Point it away from you.
What would be interesting would be the "3 way battle" for the worst food fragrances. Surstromming, Fafaru (Tahiti) and, of course, the dreaded "Durian" fruit!
Leave Stanky out of this ya douchebag!
THE NEEDLER
Ah yes, the mainstay weapon of numerous works of military science fiction through the decades. It's actually nothing fancy. It refers to a broad class of projectile weaponry from crossbows and compact concealable triangle bows to pneumatic powered to conventional chemical cartridge driven to electromagnetic small arms any which propels a long, thin razor sharp tipped bolt that can pierce armor and neutralize enemy personnel but does not produce explosive or thermal slagging effects that can compromise the bulkheads of a spaceship. Here's a contemporary needler. A VERY prickly shotgun shell...
Ah yes, the mainstay weapon of numerous works of military science fiction through the decades. It's actually nothing fancy. It refers to a broad class of projectile weaponry from crossbows and compact concealable triangle bows to pneumatic powered to conventional chemical cartridge driven to electromagnetic small arms any which propels a long, thin razor sharp tipped bolt that can pierce armor and neutralize enemy personnel but does not produce explosive or thermal slagging effects that can compromise the bulkheads of a spaceship. Here's a contemporary needler. A VERY prickly shotgun shell...
If it’s going to stay out in the garden it’s good enough. I can’t tell you how many scarecrows I have seen made from old clothes and gloves. None of it looks real except at night when you are stealing watermelons. If the varmints think it’s real it’s fine.
Moles and voles don’t care though. I hate those things.
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Another Darwin candidate not knowing/learning the rules.... Always open Surstromming can OUTSIDE! And understand that it's under pressure. Point it away from you.
What would be interesting would be the "3 way battle" for the worst food fragrances. Surstromming, Fafaru (Tahiti) and, of course, the dreaded "Durian" fruit!
The biggest balls and one of the biggest sighs of relief in history has to go to the one person who volunteered to try these out (durian fruit) and found that they are edible... Those things just LOOK like they will make you trip out of your mind for days, slicing off strips of your own epidermis one by one while giggling nonsensically until you bleed out from your self inflicted wounds. They look evil, but yet perfectly harmless and are a delicacy in parts of the world.
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