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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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If it’s going to stay out in the garden it’s good enough. I can tell you how many scarecrows I have seen made from old clothes and gloves. None of it looks real except at night when you are stealing watermelons. If the varmints think it’s real it’s fine.

Moles and voles don’t care though. I hate those things.
Meadow voles destroyed my newly planted orchard. I hate them. I have unleashed all out war on those fuckers!
 
Another Darwin candidate not knowing/learning the rules.... Always open Surstromming can OUTSIDE! And understand that it's under pressure. Point it away from you.

What would be interesting would be the "3 way battle" for the worst food fragrances. Surstromming, Fafaru (Tahiti) and, of course, the dreaded "Durian" fruit!


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Looks like a sock monkey………
 
Meadow voles destroyed my newly planted orchard. I hate them. I have unleashed all out war on those fuckers!

Buy these.


Throw the fuses provided away (useless) and use crackling canon fuse. Cut it so about 3/4" sticks out to light. Throws sparks so watch the dry grass. All the other directions work fairly well.

I started using these after I sold the AR-50.

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
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Buy these.


Throw the fuses provided away (useless) and use crackling canon fuse. Cut it so about 3/4" sticks out to light. Throws sparks so watch the dry grass. All the other directions work fairly well.

I started using these after I sold the AR-50.

Thank you,
I have too many acres to treat. In one acre I have 2000 holes with numerous runs under the grass. I ended up rototilling the area under the trees. Then I put hardware cloth around the base of the trees into the ground. Next I made bait stations to poison any stragglers and I used repellent at the base of the trees. The coup de grace was when I burned all the grass around the orchard exposing the runs to predators.

So far so good. Fuckers!
 
I have too many acres to treat. In one acre I have 2000 holes with numerous runs under the grass. I ended up rototilling the area under the trees. Then I put hardware cloth around the base of the trees into the ground. Next I made bait stations to poison any stragglers and I used repellent at the base of the trees. The coup de grace was when I burned all the grass around the orchard exposing the runs to predators.

So far so good. Fuckers!


Need to get yourself a Rodenator.

 
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The biggest balls and one of the biggest sighs of relief in history has to go to the one person who volunteered to try these out (durian fruit) and found that they are edible... Those things just LOOK like they will make you trip out of your mind for days, slicing off strips of your own epidermis one by one while giggling nonsensically until you bleed out from your self inflicted wounds. They look evil, but yet perfectly harmless and are a delicacy in parts of the world.
Ya gotta figure that dude was starving to death.

In Alaska, and maybe other parts of the Arctic, a "delicacy" that often kills entire families is called stink flipper. The flippers and other parts of a walrus are stuffed into the stomach, along with the contents of the stomach, and buried for some time. It is later dug up and eaten ceremoniously. Botulism is not uncommon.

Talking to an elder, we agreed that at some time in the past someone was starving to death and remembered burying the gut pile. They ate and survived so then it became something of a ritual to recall lean times.

I couldn't get it past my nose.