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Everyone’s pain tolerances are different. I guess I’m more miffed by not having a choice because of others bad choices or issues.Shits bad, had a guy I know get surgery and end up in rehab because the meds they gave him.
Last I heard he was a year plus sober.
168 times, you left that out.5 dudes fucking 4 dudes is less gay than him
Speaking of that, did you know what the acronym for @168BTHPM actually is?
Butt Touching Homosexual Penis Muncher
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There is total scrutiny on opioid prescribing. 25 years ago they announced Pain as the new additional vital signI had a total knee replacement last month which can be VERY painful for days afterwards. I was sent home with 20 5mg Oxycodone tablets ….period !!
They didn’t even begin to dull the pain , much less give any relief. I asked the surgeons nurse why they lowball patients with pain meds when they know you’ll be hurting ??
Got the standard “ opioid crises” excuse. … I get it , but I’m 71 years old and never abuse drugs. Why the fuck do they even make them ??
Guess the drug reps aren’t greasing the doctors palms enough anymore ?
I had lots of pain for like 72 hours. I still have 10 or so pain pills left over . I’ll put them in my first aid kit ….in case of an emergency.There is total scrutiny on opioid prescribing. 25 years ago they announced Pain as the new additional vital sign
Every day you had to ask the patient what number on the scale of 10 was your pain.
Patient says 8. then what would you like it to be? Patient wants 0, so you had to keep medicating until it was zero and document it on the chart.
When hospitals were inspected for accreditation, they checked the charts to see if adequate pain control was prescribed.. thus the govt. basically created the crisis, and now the patient suffers because prescribers are being monitored by them. 180 degee reversal.
Sorry for your pain.
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There was this hillbilly who had never been laid. His buddies took him to the local brothel to get him laid. They paid the madam and the madam told him top of the stairs first door on the right. Hillbilly goes up the stairs knocks on the door a voice hollars come in there's this woman laying naked on the bed about 450 lb she says what'll it be straight sex around the world or 69. The hillbilly replies excuse me ma'am. She says what'll it be around the world straight sex or 69. The hillbilly says I'm sorry ma'am but this being my first time and all I don't quite rightly know what those things mean but I guess I'll take that last thing that 69 thing. He strips down and they're going at it all of a sudden she let's out a big old fart. The hillbilly pulls his head back shaking it before diving in once again. The lady rips off another big fart. The hillbilly proceeds to get up and get his clothes on and leave. The lady says hey where are you going. Hillbilly replies I'm sorry ma'am I'd be the last one in the world to complain but I don't think I can take 67 more of them.
Dirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.
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Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
No pain involved in biking !!Anyone want to discuss bicyclists? Maybe the pain warriors will stop
Merely a flesh wound
Early in my career I got called to the carpet by my supervisor for calling someone an asshole. I quickly corrected him, explaining I told the guy he was ACTING like an asshole.
I got a UTI just reading that
So that’s the “Cats Nasty” I’ve heard about
When everything reminds me of Barney’s momDirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.
Dirty D engaged in conversation with her and she obliged him his secret fantasy. He commenced licking her rotten clam with vigor. It exuded a chunky yoghurt which he gobbled and swallowed. Then he started to lick the pus sore but it had a membrane covering it with a visible pustule. With his front teeth he carefully bit through the membrane and he pursed his lips to seal around the sore and began to suck it dry. His fantasy was finally coming true.
Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
Amish nightmare !!
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