Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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DuneBoer said:
Dirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.

Dirty D engaged in conversation with her and she obliged him his secret fantasy. He commenced licking her rotten clam with vigor. It exuded a chunky yoghurt which he gobbled and swallowed. Then he started to lick the pus sore but it had a membrane covering it with a visible pustule. With his front teeth he carefully bit through the membrane and he pursed his lips to seal around the sore and began to suck it dry. His fantasy was finally coming true.

Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
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You used to write for Hustler magazine didn't you?
 
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Sandhog308 said:
I had lots of pain for like 72 hours. I still have 10 or so pain pills left over . I’ll put them in my first aid kit ….in case of an emergency.
I’ve had several instances of major league blunt force traumas , I shouldn’t be alive in fact …
I would put the knee replacement pain up there with any of them. I hate pain , I’m based primarily on the pleasure principal 😬

Edit : I was the caregiver/ nephew of a 94 yr old Aunt. She fell , broke her shoulder and hip , and a few back bones…. Once in the nursing home they were putting Fentanyl patches on her , only thing that eased her pain. So one day they cut her off of them. They said they didn’t want her to become addicted 😳 She died a month later ….in pain.
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I recall when they operated on my neck and replaced the disc at C5 C6… they gave me a bunch of narcotics to take home for any potential pain. So I took a couple, and all that happened was that I was in pain and felt nauseous and slightly high… so all that crap went in the garbage.
 
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DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Anyone want to discuss bicyclists? Maybe the pain warriors will stop
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Okay. Do you prefer 10 speeds or 15 speeds?
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fx77 said:
There is total scrutiny on opioid prescribing. 25 years ago they announced Pain as the new additional vital sign
Every day you had to ask the patient what number on the scale of 10 was your pain.
Patient says 8. then what would you like it to be? Patient wants 0, so you had to keep medicating until it was zero and document it on the chart.

When hospitals were inspected for accreditation, they checked the charts to see if adequate pain control was prescribed.. thus the govt. basically created the crisis, and now the patient suffers because prescribers are being monitored by them. 180 degee reversal.
Sorry for your pain.
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I just got done telling my story again this afternoon.

2004 spinal injury. Military docs kept just writing me scripts for opioids for 4 months. Finally get the same doc twice in a row, and she orders an MRI...7 weeks later I get it...then it takes another 4 weeks to get it read to me ...then after the "holy shit", it takes another 11 weeks total before I'm in surgery.

Meanwhile I've been on a steady diet of 5/325 opioid/acetaminophen several times daily for now 10 months. My liver enzymes were 3x normal during my pre-op blood work. Guess 1,400mg of acetaminophen daily is hard on the old liver...

...So to combat that after my surgery, they simply discharge me with [140 - no shit] straight oxycodone, without acetaminophen.

I used them all (on schedule - 2, twice daily), missed them for about a week after I came off, and then went back to my normal self. I consider it to be a total blessing that I didn't become an addict.

Etc...etc...etc... Thanks VA! At least they rated me 100% later on (shoulders and knees too).

My last shoulder surgery in 2022, and I got (20) oxycodone, and that was it. I used a lot of gabapentin to supplement (never do at the same time! Holy shit did I get high). But I'd rater have this experience than 2004's. Would be nice if they could find a happy medium.

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Oh, and a pic for the thread:
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GBMaryland said:
I recall when they operated on my neck and replaced the disc at C5 C6… they gave me a bunch of narcotics to take home for any potential pain. So I took a couple, and all that happened was that I was in pain and felt nauseous and slightly high… so all that crap went in the garbage.
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About 2019 I had an Epigastric hernia (documented to be caused during appendectomy by surgeon fuck up) repaired. In and out of the hospital, go home, out of it for several hours. Wake up and can't even roll over to puke. My wife is there and thankfully so. She gives me sprite and crackers and pain stuff and antibiotics according to schedule. I sleep some but every time I'm awake, I am sick and puking. I tell her it must be the pain stuff and stop giving me those. I skip pain meds for a couple days but I can still barely roll over by myself. She gets all concerned and calls the doc. They figure the nausea was caused by the antibiotics and recommended I stop those and take the pain stuff...TRIFECTA!!!

No pain meds from about hour 12 post surgery and no antibiotocs after about day 3. Also, no mo puking. I had constant pain like a stab wound and I know what that feels like but much preferable to puking.

21 days later I unzipped my own incision.
 
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DuneBoer said:
Dirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.

Dirty D engaged in conversation with her and she obliged him his secret fantasy. He commenced licking her rotten clam with vigor. It exuded a chunky yoghurt which he gobbled and swallowed. Then he started to lick the pus sore but it had a membrane covering it with a visible pustule. With his front teeth he carefully bit through the membrane and he pursed his lips to seal around the sore and began to suck it dry. His fantasy was finally coming true.

Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
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This wasn’t easy to masturbate to, but I managed.
 
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Aftermath said:
About 2019 I had an Epigastric hernia (documented to be caused during appendectomy by surgeon fuck up) repaired. In and out of the hospital, go home, out of it for several hours. Wake up and can't even roll over to puke. My wife is there and thankfully so. She gives me sprite and crackers and pain stuff and antibiotics according to schedule. I sleep some but every time I'm awake, I am sick and puking. I tell her it must be the pain stuff and stop giving me those. I skip pain meds for a couple days but I can still barely roll over by myself. She gets all concerned and calls the doc. They figure the nausea was caused by the antibiotics and recommended I stop those and take the pain stuff...TRIFECTA!!!

No pain meds from about hour 12 post surgery and no antibiotocs after about day 3. Also, no mo puking. I had constant pain like a stab wound and I know what that feels like but much preferable to puking.

21 days later I unzipped my own incision.
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So I was MRSA positive prior to going in for the surgery… so as a prophylactic, they gave me the ridiculous “ it needs to die right now if it’s a bacteria” broad spectrum Uber antibiotic….

Nurse comes in, has a needle with the antibiotic, rather than putting it in the IV bag she puts it in the IV line. I get home after the surgery, and of course you’re not supposed to push down while trying to go to the bathroom, etc… doubled over on the bathroom floor with stools so hard it’s not even possible to imagine because the antibiotic killed fucking everything. Still I wouldn’t take that crap… all that they were gonna do was make me nauseous and want to vomit on top of being in pain.

On the bright side, the antibiotic was so strong that I didn’t even need to brush my teeth for five days…. At least not because of bad breath or stuff building up on my teeth that wasn’t food related.
 
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GBMaryland said:
So I was MRSA positive prior to going in for the surgery… so as a prophylactic, they gave me the ridiculous “ it needs to die right now if it’s a bacteria” broad spectrum Uber antibiotic….

Nurse comes in, has a needle with the antibiotic, rather than putting it in the IV bag she puts it in the IV line. I get home after the surgery, and of course you’re not supposed to push down while trying to go to the bathroom, etc… doubled over on the bathroom floor with stools so hard it’s not even possible to imagine because the antibiotic killed fucking everything. Still I wouldn’t take that crap… all that they were gonna do was make me nauseous and want to vomit on top of being in pain.

On the bright side, the antibiotic was so strong that I didn’t even need to brush my teeth for five days…. At least not because of bad breath or stuff building up on my teeth that wasn’t food related.
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I found this fairly easy to masturbate to
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