This is getting a laughy response but it also needs a middle finger. I had to deal with these sub-humans several years ago and I’m surprised every artery in my head didn’t explode. I got off work in the morning after 3rd shift so I was already super tired and cranky. I have a very slim wallet that I forgot to take out of my back pocket. That was apparently the trigger for WW3. And because I didn’t immediately grovel at its feet I had to perform some more kabuki theater with them. They had to wipe my hand with something and run it through some machine. Well, I had finished rebuilding a giant brake caliper earlier so I had tiny amounts of all sorts of chemicals still in my hands. Sure enough, the bullshit-ass machine beeped, and lit up, & started smoking. So I had to be escorted to another room for some questions, of course. The whole time I can see in my wife’s eyes that she’s screaming her fucking brains out at me to just keep my goddamned mouth shut and stay out of a police car. They asked me some stupid questions that I had already answered and had to search me. So I got felt up by some fucking dipshit with a power fetish and minimum wage paycheck. After a few rounds of feeling my jeans and hearing the same answers I got to continue on my awful airline journey.
Moral of the story; TSA is a bunch of fucking worthless mongoloid faggots. Fuck them and anyone that has anything to do with their creation and/or continuation. If that could be a focus of the new trump admin and he gets them cut off at the knees I’ll sing his praises until I die
