In high school, there was a girl who got pregnant. Everyone was nailing her while they had the chance with no risk of getting her more pregnant.
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The old fucked up joke of “get a little pussy and head at the same time”, did anything grab you while you were in there?In high school, there was a girl who got pregnant. Everyone was nailing her while they had the chance with no risk of getting her more pregnant.
You got a card printed. Ready for some overtime?
I have ones kicking around from the late 80’s lol
You get extra points, but have to call someone when you need REAL truck.What if my truck is lowered?
But a higher risk of getting an STDIn high school, there was a girl who got pregnant. Everyone was nailing her while they had the chance with no risk of getting her more pregnant.
Whatever sugar tits, STFU and bite the pillow
First time home in 7 months. Project Asshole Douchebag (PAD) is gonna be fun.
2001 Suburban 4x4 with 6" Racecar Dynamics (RCD) Lift. 160k miles on it $1900.
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Off to the transmission shop because it's missing a couple gears4L60e gonna do 4L60 things. I was gonna have them rebuild it to higher specs anyway to handle future engine mods. LM7 is easy to make go more horsepower-er.
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Pinellas County Sherrifs report an arrest of a man for exposing his genitalia in public. Eye witnesses were shocked and also made detailed descriptions of the man’s testicals….
It is reported that some had video, but we were unable to confirm as of this report.
Were they able to match up the “prints”?
Alright, this has become borderline insanity.
All I was trying to do was decide on a finish
for an old end table I'm working on, and my
brain saw this so I have to use it.
It's y'all's fault.
Alright, this has become borderline insanity.
All I was trying to do was decide on a finish
for an old end table I'm working on, and my
brain saw this so I have to use it.
It's y'all's fault.
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Your one-offs deserve at least an honorable mention for creativity and variety. Maybe even worth another award category. 
Okay lash, exposed genitalia description bolo?
Porky's?
Have you seen this prick remake?
Porky's?
Have you seen this prick remake?
Oh my gawd!
This is totally unintentional.
I'm just trying to find a decent finish for the table
and this shows up...
Then I read the blurb below...
This is totally unintentional.
I'm just trying to find a decent finish for the table
and this shows up...
Then I read the blurb below...
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hey! my eyes are down here #sketchcomedy @marioncotillard @tarajiphenson @thelesleyannwarren @sethismorris @szyjake.
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They don’t even know I hacked the WiFi at this here state hospital, I had to stash my phone to get it in and now it stanks like your breath.Man......Do they ever let you go out in public ?
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He didn’t even spring for the real deal. Budget mass killing.
But the joke doesn’t work being factual
If I can go three whole days without flinging poo at the orderlies they will take me for a walk.Man......Do they ever let you go out in public ?
4x4 suburbans are bitchin. And they’re going to be scarce soon.First time home in 7 months. Project Asshole Douchebag (PAD) is gonna be fun.
2001 Suburban 4x4 with 6" Racecar Dynamics (RCD) Lift. 160k miles on it $1900.
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Off to the transmission shop because it's missing a couple gears
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Squatted Truck Math - The Mangina squat index explained.
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I fisted a pregnant black bitch one time. The fetus stole my watch
I like my tacos crispy
Armor plate a bulldozer
