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That’s a shitty joke, but good try “I don’t understand how jokes work”You’re threetarded.
Either way it’s still getting eaten
I’d fuck you before I’d fuck that and I’m not even gay
You can tell some of these jokers have never actually been with a naked woman.1. The world existed before AI
B. Reverse image searches exist
Thirdth- Human bodies are constantly not symmetrical.
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Pictures 9 fucking years old.
Pretty much my thoughtYou can tell some of these jokers have never actually been with a naked woman.
When my kids were little they caught every living thing and had to ID it. We had reptile, mammal, bug and bird books. Everything they caught got returned to where they caught it once it was identified. They came home with snapping turtles, box turtles, snakes of all kinds, weird bugs, salamanders, just about anything that walked or crawled. My youngest daughter is fearless around critters. When she was in first grade they started blowing the whistles yelling for the kids to come inside immediately. One of the teachers saw a 3' bull snake on the playground and thought it was a rattle snake. My daughter being who she is had to go see it. She said it was a bull snake not a rattle snake. The teacher told her to stay back because the janitor was coming to kill it and get it off of the playground. My daughter promptly walked over and picked up the snake. She took it to the edge of the playground and tossed it over the fence into the bushes. Yup, we got a call from the principal.You fucking pussy. My 6 and 7 year olds handled a small gator and a boa better than that
Hey if you can't spot a cock you are in for a rude surprise some day.
Namotu Island, Fiji. Solo surf trip in '11. My little piece of heaven on earth
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My mom was/is an avid reader. When I was about ten I decided I was going to buy her a book for her birthday. So I went into the "adult book store" to buy her a book. The guy just inside the door when I walked in told me I couldn't come in there. I told him I just wanted to buy my mom a book.