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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Well said, I'd put my flag up this weekend but it's already up.

Agreed. My flag flies all year round. When it gets beat up, and ripped I replace it with another. This has gone on since 1999 when I bought my house. The stars and stripes will always fly in front of my home.
 
A Few for Memorial Day... Some recycled from the old Thread... For everyone who puts on a uniform and puts serving their nation above serving themselves, Memorial day is about your sacrifice:

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Please... Let that last one remind everyone to take a few moments out Monday... to remember.

Stay safe,

Sirhr
 
You know I enjoyed that video the second time just as much as the first.

Here's one I happened upon and thought of you guys.

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Well played.
I have lost Austrailian as well as British friends along with most recently, sons of Ausie and Brit friends in combat roles. Those people were willingly deployed alongside (not literally but same T.O.) our own.

We appreciate all that serve our country or willingly support it from other countries.
Thank you.
 
On this day, to my good friend and co-pilot, Jerry Kirkendoll, I will see you once again when we both wear wings of gold . . .

 
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1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips
called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you,
what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.

10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake.

13 - Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.