Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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signing off for a couple of months, but I gotta leave 1J04 with a few gems to watch in my absence
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Stay safe down there buddy. We'll be here when ya get back. Thanks for the parting shot as well. You should be ashamed of yourself.
...You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hey kettle, the pot called.
Sez the mysterious man with the bicycle seat fetish.
In your face 1J!
I will thing you a thong.
In your face 1J!
That's some serious hate.
You forgot one...
Sirh is such a great wingman, thanks brother!
At least we are grateful.
Grateful he says.
Prick
I'm grateful for the opportunity to help you into the water and I'm grateful for the opportunity to help you off the catwalk.
It's because we care.
I'm also grateful for the opportunity to show you my new calisthenics routine.
Splitting headache? I have the cure for that too.
Come outside and let me show you my new SUV.
Me watching 1J being "clever".
See what happens when you give Roadrunners a car... Beep beep, zip-tang!
Brought to you by Acme Toyota!
Can you use the HOV lane now?
Look guys, I grilled a coyote.
I'm grateful for the opportunity to help you into the water and I'm grateful for the opportunity to help you off the catwalk.
It's because we care.
What is the name of that movie?
Ice Pirates, its as dumb as we are but has so many hilarious scenes in it.
eta: That Bighorn that you bedded for me shows way more potential than I do.
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Ice Pirates and Time Bandits were two of my favorite stupid 80s movies
Ass Pirates III was better. Just say'n...............
Actually, that big budget porno version of "Pirates of the Caribbean" was pretty damn great. I can't remember the name of it anymore, but damn the adult industry stepped up its game on that one and I think there was a sequel.
ETA: had to Google it, it was "Pirates" and "Pirates II Stagnettis Revenge". The dude is that douchebag that looks like a mix of Fabio and Meatloaf, but for porn they spent some damn money making it.
Ass Pirates III was better. Just say'n...............
How bout Space Pirates Invade "UR" Anus . A true classic . Ahoy slobber me timber .
One of the best little tidbits from the Royal Armouries, Leeds... the best museum I've ever seen!
From back when Governments depended on their people.... not the other way around!
The battle of Agincourt proved this out.... 500 British Archers took on 15,000 French troops and slaughtered them. At the first charge by the French Mounted Knights, the archers put up 15,000 arrows in the first minute of the charge... by the time the knights had crossed the 200 yards to the British longbowmen, most were dead and the rest, on panicked horses, crashed back through the French Infantry, sending them into disarray. By the end of the battle, the English had lost fewer than 100 men, the French.... their entire army.
Marksmanship matters...
Cheers,
Sirhr
From back when Governments depended on their people.... not the other way around!
The battle of Agincourt proved this out.... 500 British Archers took on 15,000 French troops and slaughtered them. At the first charge by the French Mounted Knights, the archers put up 15,000 arrows in the first minute of the charge... by the time the knights had crossed the 200 yards to the British longbowmen, most were dead and the rest, on panicked horses, crashed back through the French Infantry, sending them into disarray. By the end of the battle, the English had lost fewer than 100 men, the French.... their entire army.
Marksmanship matters...
Cheers,
Sirhr
This exhibit is titled "Goddammit, Veer, load faster!"
Cheers,
Sirhr
Don't kid about porn with a guy who has a terabyte per year of it that he was overseas
PM Sent.
lol Mmmm hmmm.
Oh damn! Somebody get a fire extinguisher for Sirh.
BTW, anyone who has ever wanted to do a Bison Hunt:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41238392
Cheers,
Sirhr
P.S. I waited 20 years to win a tag for a free-range heard. Here is your chance to apply now!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41238392
Cheers,
Sirhr
P.S. I waited 20 years to win a tag for a free-range heard. Here is your chance to apply now!
