Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Apparently gun heads like redheads.
Meh. Maybe?
Guns and redheads are both inherently beautiful inanimate objects with no soul.
I dated one CP
Waxed except for one orange tuff of hair.
not many are cute
Not many stay cute
god left them unpainted and they rusted
(clown pussy- CP)
Waxed except for one orange tuff of hair.
not many are cute
Not many stay cute
god left them unpainted and they rusted
(clown pussy- CP)
Daniel Tosh:
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
Holy crap. I’m not normally a redhead guy, but this is pure excellence.well, if you insist...
Naked cleaning company will make you hire a maid in a hurry (8 Pictures) | uberHumor.com
uberHumor.com: Probably the funniest site on the net...
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It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."
I hope that's your old lady . Otherwise that's borderline stalker shit
Strip clubs are dumb
They get violently arrested if caught without a mask right now.
Hey, a least he's sniffing boob all day...
It’s real and there’s videos in the depths of the internet... or so I’m told. No link, you have to undergo that fact finding mission yourself.
Daizha Morgann
That is insulting to rats everywhere.
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