The bigger the waist band . The deeper the quick sand !More cushin for the pushin my friend
Spinal Tap
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- motivational pictures
Spinal Tap
At Albertsons you can get a poop cup cake and toilet paper cake.
Can't believe the price of this stuff.
Just hope it keeps my finger from slipping off the trigger.
?
Oh shit yeah. I was prepping my acft for a mission and hydro troops replaced an accumulator but didn't do the ops check. So I am on the ground and another troop went to the flight station. He turned on the pump and when 3k of pressure hit a cross threaded B nut it exploded and fuckin skydrol soaked my flight suit head to toe and that shit got in my eyes too in spite of ppe. God what a miserable night getting cleaned up. I wanted to strangle the asshole that did that.
Great. Now how do we get her to stop talking?....
OH....MY......GOD!!!! THAT is Funnnnyyyyyyy!!!
Had one of those do that to the water hose on my car while I was deployed.
Cute but remarkably destructive. And why they like rubber and plastic is anyone's guess.
Throw it back until it grows some hips!
I had a buddy who left his pickup at a trailhead for a week long pack trip. When he got back, the pickup wouldn't start. He opened the hood and there was a fresh pack rat nest built on the engine. Long story short, that little prick had eat up so much of the wiring harness that the insurance company totaled it out...
Not sure now but in the old days the coating on the wires had vegetable oil in it and they liked the taste.
Last edited:
I hope that moron believes in reincarnation because he is about to be reincarnated as a gator turd.
That's why we used to say, "I'd rather have a sister working in a whorehouse than an aircraft mechanic for a brother."?
Never park your car in a walrus humping zone. Duh ?is .380 enough?
Stubborn bastards. Reminds me of a Mils vs MOA debate on the Hide.
is .380 enough?
Rosie O'Donnell told that Trump would be coming by in a red Toyota flat bed or beige sedan.
Last edited:
