Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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saw this earlier today, He went down like a sack of potatoes.
Here is the context for anyone wondering what happened before the punch. He had it coming.
The commanding officer at the Russian Military Academy (the equivalent of
a 4-star general in the U.S. ) gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and
Military Strategy'. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions?
An officer stood up and asked, "Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?"
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, "Who will be the enemy?"
The general replied, "All indications point to China".
Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 150 million, compared to the 1.5 billion Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?"
The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army's capabilities.
For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs (odds of 30 to 1), and Israel was always victorious."
After a small pause, yet another officer from the back of the auditorium asked: "Do we have enough Jews ?
a 4-star general in the U.S. ) gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and
Military Strategy'. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions?
An officer stood up and asked, "Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?"
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, "Who will be the enemy?"
The general replied, "All indications point to China".
Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 150 million, compared to the 1.5 billion Chinese. Can we win at all, or even survive?"
The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army's capabilities.
For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs (odds of 30 to 1), and Israel was always victorious."
After a small pause, yet another officer from the back of the auditorium asked: "Do we have enough Jews ?
Knock knock
Built a bat box for outside. Bastards aren't supposed to come inside! Ozzy would be proud!
What a pig
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Soooooo, she would be called Peg-er, would she call you Peg-eee?
Curious minds want to know.
excellent job, if that's your first, your a natural. Now go for the brisket!
Holy shit,that is a HUGE peter pouch
No ma’am, you make my truck look small.
Hey Steel, can you find a pic of her? I am not usually a yellow rice type but she's got a purdy smile.
Three Republicans and Donald Trump.
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Big Piney, Wyoming for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball?
The barber replied "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball?
The barber replied "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
Yes you did, that’s right, you go to the front of that line there
One Track....one track is all I can sayShe’s not hard on the eyes.
Probably not a good butt pic of her to be found
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Make this a titual/ritual in all resturants.
