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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Which one of you fucks got knock banned?
 
ive seen that shit happen more times than i can count
ive even schooled a few dumb asses
being the oldest guy (51) in a boxing gym , a few newbies thought 1 would be easy lol

Skip to 2:10. One of my all time favorite scenes.

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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Rod. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Andrea to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grille at the club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.

I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support my wife. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

NOTE: Rod, died suddenly on April 21st of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Rod, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
 
If you have to axe!

When I was in college I was working on a group project with two other engineering students. One a lower middle class white kid from a small PA steel/coal town (let's call him Redneck #2). The other was an Armenian who was raised in Cairo, now living in the US. The Armenian, who was a really nice guy, kind to everyone, and spoke English well but with a thicker accent, asked us sheepishly one day what the word "axe" meant.

Redneck #1 (me): You mean like an axe that you chop a tree down with?
Armenian: No, it's definitely something different.
Redneck #1: Can you use it in a sentence?
Armenian: Can I axe you a question?
Redneck #1 (slaps forehead)
Redneck #2: I've got this one. It's Ebonics - it's the way black people from cities talk. It's the way they say "ASK".
Armenian: Are there other words like this? <worried he doesn't understand English>.
Redneck #2: The short answer is yes....we'll discuss it over a beer later.

It's the world we live in.


 
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"Tip your hats and raise your glasses of cold, cold beer."



“I’m a Second Amendment guy,” he told Rolling Stone. “That’s in the Constitution, it’s people’s right, and I don’t believe it’s negotiable. But nobody should have that many guns and that much ammunition and we don’t know about it. Nobody should have 21 AKs and 10,000 rounds of ammunition and we don’t know who they are. Something’s gotta be done so that a person can’t have an armory and pin down a Las Vegas SWAT team for six minutes. That’s fucked up.”
 
“I’m a Second Amendment guy,” he told Rolling Stone. “That’s in the Constitution, it’s people’s right, and I don’t believe it’s negotiable. But nobody should have that many guns and that much ammunition and we don’t know about it. Nobody should have 21 AKs and 10,000 rounds of ammunition and we don’t know who they are. Something’s gotta be done so that a person can’t have an armory and pin down a Las Vegas SWAT team for six minutes. That’s fucked up.”
Theres always that "but"
 
“I’m a Second Amendment guy,” he told Rolling Stone. “That’s in the Constitution, it’s people’s right, and I don’t believe it’s negotiable. But nobody should have that many guns and that much ammunition and we don’t know about it. Nobody should have 21 AKs and 10,000 rounds of ammunition and we don’t know who they are. Something’s gotta be done so that a person can’t have an armory and pin down a Las Vegas SWAT team for six minutes. That’s fucked up.”

Well, he got off to a good start in that RS interview...

Something like the Las Vegas shooting is impossible to resolve. It does show what one motivated person can do, even without using the most deadly approach.

Some folks I respect think infinite is on the slim side given the current climate.

Regardless, Eric Church has written some incredible tunes. I find much of it to be very motivational.
 
“I’m a Second Amendment guy,” he told Rolling Stone. “That’s in the Constitution, it’s people’s right, and I don’t believe it’s negotiable. But nobody should have that many guns and that much ammunition and we don’t know about it. Nobody should have 21 AKs and 10,000 rounds of ammunition and we don’t know who they are. Something’s gotta be done so that a person can’t have an armory and pin down a Las Vegas SWAT team for six minutes. That’s fucked up.”
10,000 rounds :D

Nice starter kit...
 
eric church = dickbag or bag of dicks if you prefer.
Typical of the crap they call country music today. Only difference between that and Cardi B is they throw in a pedal steel. Its all formula pop and it sucks and when Loretta says country music is dead you know its true. They put on a stupid looking hat and designer jeans and think they are country. Most of the soy boys wouldn't know the north end of a southbound mule.
 
Typical of the crap they call country music today. Only difference between that and Cardi B is they throw in a pedal steel. Its all formula pop and it sucks and when Loretta says country music is dead you know its true. They put on a stupid looking hat and designer jeans and think they are country. Most of the soy boys wouldn't know the north end of a southbound mule.

Been that way for years.
 
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Typical of the crap they call country music today. Only difference between that and Cardi B is they throw in a pedal steel. Its all formula pop and it sucks and when Loretta says country music is dead you know its true. They put on a stupid looking hat and designer jeans and think they are country. Most of the soy boys wouldn't know the north end of a southbound mule.
There are some good country artists today. Cody Jinks, Tyler Childers, there are a few more. Pop country sucks ass though.