My, How Tacticool Is That? (Poor Wittle Patrol Rifle)

[Veer_G]

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/ne...tic-violence-incident-child-walks/1065191001/

Big ups fo' dat pimp walk, occifer, really though.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Holy fuk, weirdly i feel better that this is what represents the popo.

 

[_Windrider_]

yeah, i wonder how many foot chases hes lost.

 

[oneshot86]

abojt 10 years ago. a near by city cop left his mp-5 in briefcase on top of car.
took a turn and that baby slid off, local citizen found it and gave it to the news

 

[2ndamendfan]

yeah, i wonder how many foot chases hes lost.

All of them

 

[2ndamendfan]

Hmm, the thought "finders keepers" comes to mind.

 

[Veer_G]

All of them

Maybe?

 

[_Windrider_]

Maybe?

Where do you find this stuff!?

 

[2ndamendfan]

Maybe?

I have neither the time nor your skill to find a gif/video so I will discribe the scenario.

The only way he is catching that doughnut is if it falls over and does the "death shutter" like a quarter on a table, AT HIS FEET.

 

[Veer_G]

I have neither the time nor your skill to find a gif/video so I will discribe the scenario.

The only way he is catching that doughnut is if it falls over and does the "death shutter" like a quarter on a table, AT HIS FEET.

You forgot downhill, and with hurricane-force tail winds.

 

[pmclaine]

Someone aught to check that officer using FAST.

 

[Veer_G]

Someone aught to check that officer using FAST.

Paint some VASCAR lines ...

 

[2ndamendfan]

Paint some VASCAR lines ...

You would need a calendar not a stopwatch.

 

[Veer_G]

You would need a calendar sun-dial not a stopwatch.

FIFY.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Damn, for a sec there I thought that was gonna be Dayton, Tx but then I heard that whiny manchild saying 'assault rifle' and knew it wasn't.

 

[MtnCreek]

The way those houses are stacked in there no wonder those people loose their minds.

 

[J!m]

I'm more concerned he didn't clear the weapon; but, hopefully he just pops a tiny sun roof in his car, and not in some schoolgirl with a backpack on.

 

[_Windrider_]

I'm more concerned he didn't clear the weapon; but, hopefully he just pops a tiny sun roof in his car, and not in some schoolgirl with a backpack on.

Why would he clear his own patrol rifle?

 

[ArmyJerry]

why does he have a patrol rifle, what is he patrolling?

Why would he clear his own patrol rifle?

 

[_Windrider_]

why does he have a patrol rifle, what is he patrolling?

The mean streets of Dayton

 

[Veer_G]

Why would he clear his own patrol rifle?

You know why ...

 

[2ndamendfan]

Why would he clear his own patrol rifle?

It wasn't his rifle. Watch the video his rifle is on him. Gun was left by another officer almost a block away at the time of the video.

 

[_Windrider_]

It wasn't his rifle. Watch the video his rifle is on him. Gun was left by another officer almost a block away at the time of the video.

U r correct, my comment was meant that it was one of the cops rifle. He wouldn’t clear it.