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Maggie’s NASA Wants to Probe Uranus for Gas

The NSA will probe your anus for anything they can use to justify spying on their own instead of paying attention to real threats to the republic.

Now where did I leave my tinfoil hat? Dammit man! I'm always losing my tinfoil hat.