Be the better man. Hard for most today, but we are already circling the drain, so carry on.
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Don't YOU live in CO? That makes all HOAs look like a Utopian society............
LOLOLOL
I’d be surprised if the local tow companies weren’t contracted by the city/parking authority. I highly doubt they’d risk that to tow from an unauthorized sign. Just go out of your way to park in front of the sign. It’s a bluff. It only works if you let it work.
And, if your neighbor confronts you about it, just swing your purse at her camel toe.
And, if your neighbor confronts you about it, just swing your purse at her camel toe.
This would be HILARIOUS! But to make it better, the second he pulls back into the spot, call the cops to report someone parking in handicap spot without the placard on the mirror (or whatever your state requires).
Then secretly laugh your ass off as you watch the neighbor explain to the officer.
Neighbor - "This isn't actually a handicap parking spot."
Officer - "Sure looks like one, it has a sign."
Neighbor - "No sir, that's my sign someone put a sticker on"
Officer - "Wait, you put up your own sign?"
Had to redo the screenshot since the first post has been revised.
I think it would be fun to invite the neighbor to the forum to state his point of view.
I think it would be fun to invite the neighbor to the forum to state his point of view.
Technically, if it’s not in the HOA rule book? This is ok!
Sirhr
Sirhr
Gotta park in neighbors spot so mine is open for Door Dash.
Going around to the back (garage) is just a pain.
Going around to the back (garage) is just a pain.
His home is their home. It's a townhouse
Same building? or building next door?
That might make a difference.
How many residences in that building?
How many curbside parking spaces per 'Unit"?
Letter on hold for now even though inviting him/her/they to the forum to comment is still an good idea.
Man that is some limited parking.
One street spot in front of 22509, one in front of 22511, one in front of 22513, etc.
That might make a difference.
How many residences in that building?
How many curbside parking spaces per 'Unit"?
Letter on hold for now even though inviting him/her/they to the forum to comment is still an good idea.
Man that is some limited parking.
One street spot in front of 22509, one in front of 22511, one in front of 22513, etc.
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I bet Larry The Cable Guy or Bill ingvall (spelling) has some witty sayings for this.
This, or a maga sign in place of it. He will pull his own sign out. Maybe a low key maga sticker on his vehicle.
Sweet story bro...
I’m not on the same block. everyone has a two car garage and there are big lots with 60 places for every other cluster of homes. I’ve never needed to park anywhere but garage (as 85% of other residents). Townhouse was best I could do, gimme a break. Enough bs rules I just have to poke the bear. people who make idle or unenforceable rules deserve to be called out
yes I’m juvenile and a little redneck. Not going to damage his property other than the abandoned unofficial signs on public property or hurt or threaten the little guy that thinks he can boss around the world
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You're right, BS rules deserve to be called out.
I take it you haven't found other 'illegal' signs in the neighborhood?
I take it you haven't found other 'illegal' signs in the neighborhood?
Not to sound like a Karen, but if you and the owner of the sign get into an altercation over this, then it will end up costing you tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees and possibly a criminal conviction. You’re placing yourself at a tremendous legal disadvantage by provoking a situation unnecessarily.
There is a 99.9% chance that there is a sign ordinance if you live where there is zoning. You cannot just put up any sign you want. Unless he has gone through the proscribed procedure and is permitted this sign is a code violation that can be immediately remedied by calling code enforcement or the building department (whatever it's called in your town). He will be ticketed and ordered to take it down, and he will either comply or it'll escalate from there. Honestly, whatever clever and funny thing you do, it will be less painful for him than sicing the city on him.
Most of the time I think muni ordinances are dumb, but then you see something like this and suddenly see that using stupidity to combat stupidity often works.
Go for it.
The Bear Pit will come to your defense.
Do you take the signs at night or during daylight hours?
The Bear Pit will come to your defense.
Do you take the signs at night or during daylight hours?
I lived on a street where everyone had public street parking and it was always a problem. I'd often have to park half way down the block. It sucked. Then when we sold that house and moved into an apartment, while looking for a new house, we picked an apartment right next to the garage. About a month later they assigned spaces and ours was on a different level about as far from out door as could be. I was very pissed.
Moving into our with an airstrip long driveway and parking for about fifteen cars I could feel the tension in my back melting away...
Moving into our with an airstrip long driveway and parking for about fifteen cars I could feel the tension in my back melting away...
I did tape a dead mouse to the back of one of my old bosses desk (it was against the wall).
You city dwellers crack me up.
This is about 1/4 of my driveway
Parking is competitive
Very few locations
P
This is about 1/4 of my driveway
Parking is competitive
Very few locations
P
and WHY would that be?
Well if I parked my car there and it disappeared (maybe the douche has it towed) than its been stolen, removed without my permission. Whom ever authorized it's removal would have some questions to answer. How's that. Should I get my crayons out?
Could you prove the neighbor (from the next block where you parked) had anything to do with it?
Car thieves usually don't have authorization.
More likely someone from the Bear Pit stole your car thinking it belonged to the resident with the No Parking Sign.
But, use your crayons if you must
Car thieves usually don't have authorization.
More likely someone from the Bear Pit stole your car thinking it belonged to the resident with the No Parking Sign.
But, use your crayons if you must
Personally I'd shit in a bag and the wipe it on his door handles. Man that face when he is driving down the road and sticks his finger up his snout would be classic.
I worked with a guy who like to shit in open flooring glue buckets. He thought it was funny. Not so much when he finally found out why his car smelled like shit after a week in that hot Florida sun.
I worked with a guy who like to shit in open flooring glue buckets. He thought it was funny. Not so much when he finally found out why his car smelled like shit after a week in that hot Florida sun.
If your car got stolen, bad,
If it got towed you could probably just contact the tow company the HOA uses.
I can't read this sign in front of the HOA office but it has a phone number.
Hope the neighbor isn't getting the signs, free, from the HOA and someone keeps stealing them
If it got towed you could probably just contact the tow company the HOA uses.
I can't read this sign in front of the HOA office but it has a phone number.
Hope the neighbor isn't getting the signs, free, from the HOA and someone keeps stealing them
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if you've already concluded this will have no detrimental affects on your ability to find parking for yourself and any visitors, i would ignore it.
maybe his wife demanded it for his mother in law.
maybe his wife demanded it for his mother in law.
I understand this shouldn't bother the OP,
BUT
It's ILLEGAL, an ABUSE OF POWER, goes against SOMETHING or other.
I can't believe there isn't another No Parking Sign somewhere else in the sub-division.
Keep patrolling.
BUT
It's ILLEGAL, an ABUSE OF POWER, goes against SOMETHING or other.
I can't believe there isn't another No Parking Sign somewhere else in the sub-division.
Keep patrolling.
Fucking with my vehicle is half of the equation.If your car got stolen, bad,
If it got towed you could probably just contact the tow company the HOA uses.
I can't read this sign in front of the HOA office but it has a phone number.
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Hope the neighbor isn't getting the signs, free, from the HOA and someone keeps stealing them
Dang bunch of light weights. Run his obituary in the local paper. List his car for sale cheap on Craigslist and guide them to respond to the marked parking spot. Run an add for free migrant services at his address at hours you know he is home. If he has a lawn area throw a handful of turnip seeds in it and watch it become a lumpy mess that can’t be mowed. I can go on and on.
Be a man,
Kick down his door, pull his pants down and suck his dick. When finished, call him a faggot and leave.
Kick down his door, pull his pants down and suck his dick. When finished, call him a faggot and leave.
If you are sure there are no cameras, get some spray adhesive
and some penis stickers
sometimes the glue on stickers is not good, so use the extra spray adhesive
The sign may or may not be illegal, its a tough call, could just be considered free speech, not enforceable with towing.
and some penis stickers
sometimes the glue on stickers is not good, so use the extra spray adhesive
The sign may or may not be illegal, its a tough call, could just be considered free speech, not enforceable with towing.
With motion sensing that would be a good way to confront the neighbor.
a fright pic like some will do on a backup camera lol
Fuck his mom? Come on man fuck his wife
Holy shit, never piss this guy off!
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