New Show looking for Talent

[Lowlight]

We are only casting for the next couple of weeks (the month of April) so I'd love to follow up with you on a brief phone call to connect with you about this project in more detail. I'm including our casting flyer with our information and a website link where people can apply directly for the show!

Please feel free to post, forward, or send the attached link and / or flyer to anyone or anywhere you feel is relevant!

Casting Link: https://www.pilgrimmediagroup.com/casting/snipers/

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Just let me know if you need comic relief in the form of an overweight Carl Childers type.
Can also do off camera voice overs like:
Amos McCoy (Walter Brennan)
Carl Childers
Lloyd Worrell
And many others.

 

[Combloc]

I have a face for radio.

 

[Huskydriver]

I nominate paparock

 

[Nik H]

I have a face for radio.

Now THAT is a great line

 

[AIAW]

@Lowlight You're going to apply right? No ass-kissing here, but is there a better candidate that already has a media presence?

Tell me they aren't going to start pulling talent names from Magpul DVD's...

 

[Lowlight]

I am only applying if there is a casting couch and I get to pick the producer

No I spoke to them and they took my info

 

[QuickNDirty]

Hmm... Should I shave first, or does a big bushy beard work in this case?

 

[DuneBoer]

I am only applying if there is a casting couch and I get to pick the producer

No I spoke to them and they took my info

Ah yes, the Mia Khalifa prone spin drift episode.

 

[Redmanss]

I drive the vulgarity censor crazy and get fired on day one of filming for treating them like the dirty PIGs they are.

Oh the fun I could have...

 

[AIAW]

@TheGerman You need to apply for this. Every episode should cost at least $5 million... Otherwise, you know what to tell them!

 

[BLKWLFK9]

WTF @Lowlight , this has got your name all over it, broham. You better submit your application.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Frank, You posted before my page refreshed. Carry on. You're a shoe in.

 

[TheGerman]

If they're looking for someone who will always stand off to the side and constantly berate people with classics like, 'pull the trigger you fucking muppet' as well as pan over to inquire about what I think about someone's 'loadout' or ghille suit knowing that I'll never say anything postivie about anyone, ever..............I'm in.

Bonus points if the people on the show are fresh out of various schools/classes so that I can bring a beer and a lawn chair with me and explain to them how the world really works while they try and read a topo map, rucking 75lbs with a slung rifle that never stays put as well as all that fancy gear they thought they 'needed', an M4 and full assault rack on our way to using the terrain to get within 500 yards of the target. Oh yeah, contact left...get your sweaty ass on the deck.

Regardless of the outcome, I'll remind them that their failures are 50% genetics and 50% because they're poor.

Hit me up. I'll even wear a Hello Kitty shirt.

 

[AIAW]

^
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If I were the casting director I think my search would be over.

 

[Slo cat]

I'll bet Colby already has Cleckner signed for this.

 

[StealthOwl]

Is there going to be a casting couch?

That depends on your recent photo

 

[Rthur]

Damn, gonna be tough with the likes of Trannysoreass Rex out there...

R

 

[Va_Gentleman]

Just let me know if you need comic relief in the form of an overweight Carl Childers type.
Can also do off camera voice overs like:
Amos McCoy (Walter Brennan)
Carl Childers
Lloyd Worrell
And many others.

Don't forget Tim Wilson's "Uncle B.S."

 

[earthtrekker1775]

I am a good shot and a veteran but I was never a sniper or LE. But what I lack in credentials I make up for with crippling stage fright. And a deep distrust for the media.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Why do I think Tim Kennedy is already on the short list.....Unless he is too busy chasing down Hitler leads in SA.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Don't forget Tim Wilson's "Uncle B.S."

Forget that. My own uncle BS stories are just as good:
"Uncle Linwood, where were you, August 17, 1969?"
Skrimp boat captain out of Mississippi, 100 miles out in the gulf of Mexico.
Ridin out a typhoon,Sortin deadly sea snakes and sea turtles from skrimps and morays.........

 

[Bender]

I want to show up at casting with a Mosin and a Vortex Hst and constantly talk to everyone about the warranty, how my gun will shoot negative groups If I do my part, and Coriolis Effect, Spin Drift and Loopholes. When I run out of content I’ll start on the warranty again. Then after we shoot and head for the bar, I’ll just stumble around stealing everyone’s drink, right outta their hands, then I’ll randomly slap guys on the ass and wink at them. Then I’ll pass out in the parking lot and wake up half naked with my keys in my ass....

Wait.... this is every Tues night with me already....

 

[Huskydriver]

I want to show up at casting with a Mosin and a Vortex Hst and constantly talk to everyone about the warranty, how my gun will shoot negative groups If I do my part, and Coriolis Effect, Spin Drift and Loopholes. When I run out of content I’ll start on the warranty again. Then after we shoot and head for the bar, I’ll just stumble around stealing everyone’s drink, right outta their hands, then I’ll randomly slap guys on the ass and wink at them. Then I’ll pass out in the parking lot and wake up half naked with my keys in my ass....

Wait.... this is every Tues night with me already....

Better be a moa scope or gtfo

 

[QuickNDirty]

Then I’ll pass out in the parking lot and wake up half naked with my keys in my ass....

You don't drink, though... How'd them keys get in there?

 

[AIAW]

Better be a moa scope or gtfo

On top of that, SMOA.

"Sounds IPHY to me..."

 

[Bender]

You don't drink, though... How'd them keys get in there?

Just like last time with you and me. ?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I don’t have the training or experience to carry an umbrella for the folks who could do this right...

But I know a few who are qualified. So sent them the casting call.

We should be pretty honored as a group that LL thinks enough of us to post here.

Even if 99.99 percent of us probably ain’t even close, the idea that we have 0.01 percent among us is pretty good!

Now if you ever do a casting call for someone who can hit “minute of duck” (if I do my part) and use cool jargon like “stick” as well as owning my own scarf.... I am your man!

Cheers

Sirhr

 

[AIAW]

I don’t have the training or experience to carry an umbrella for the folks who could do this right...

But I know a few who are qualified. So sent them the casting call.

We should be pretty honored as a group that LL thinks enough of us to post here.

Even if 99.99 percent of us probably ain’t even close, the idea that we have 0.01 percent among us is pretty good!

Now if you ever do a casting call for someone who can hit “minute of duck” (if I do my part) and use cool jargon like “stick” as well as owning my own scarf.... I am your man!

Cheers

Sirhr

I have seen said scarf while you were on your bike(s)... the Chief perhaps? It was quite fancy (the scarf).

Throw words like "max ordinate" and "point blank range" in there along with a few acronyms - all is well.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

I have seen said scarf while you were on your bike(s)... the Chief perhaps? It was quite fancy (the scarf).

Throw words like "max ordinate" and "point blank range" in there along with a few acronyms - all is well.

-Sniper As F*ck!
I got goosebumps

 

[QuickNDirty]

I have seen said scarf while you were on your bike(s)... the Chief perhaps? It was quite fancy (the scarf).

Throw words like "max ordinate" and "point blank range" in there along with a few acronyms - all is well.

Danger space!

 

[Bender]

Tactical Thumb!

 

[1J04]

Don't have a lot of experience doing anything, but during quiet time back at the barracks I can bring the cat and dog by for some fond memories.

 

[TheGerman]

I want to show up at casting with a Mosin and a Vortex Hst and constantly talk to everyone about the warranty, how my gun will shoot negative groups If I do my part, and Coriolis Effect, Spin Drift and Loopholes. When I run out of content I’ll start on the warranty again. Then after we shoot and head for the bar, I’ll just stumble around stealing everyone’s drink, right outta their hands, then I’ll randomly slap guys on the ass and wink at them. Then I’ll pass out in the parking lot and wake up half naked with my keys in my ass....

Wait.... this is every Tues night with me already....

It's like......this must have happened before.

 

[Maser]

If there's a segment for autistic shooters, then I'm your man!

 

[Maxduty]

I could apply I guess...if you want those shots to look really impossible as I miss most of them.

 

[Slash0311]

Damn impressive. Good luck LL... I know my knowledge would fill thimble compared to the ocean your can. Keep all of us little guys in mind when youre a monster celeb with lines a mile long at the big shows...

But dont show your tits and ass. That only works for a Kardashian... just my suggestion...

 

[Fig]

You know who would be perfect?

It’s a porno, right?

 

[Fig]

How is actually shooting even part of this? It’s a TV show! I can hit a beercan sitting on Navy Pier in Chicago from the top of the Empire State Building in New York, with a .22 pistol...on tv.
Have you ever watched Rex Shoot?

 

[Bender]

Can I show up with a TapouT hoodie and a brand new shemagh with a mosin and Velcro Sneakers?

 

[Fig]

Shined?

 

[Bender]

Whoever gets selected from here needs to get a Bear Pit briefing before reporting for duty. He will need to work in certain phrases into the dialogue.

1. Spin Drift

2.Coriolis effect

3.Mil is metric

4.the sand box

5.the Warranty

6.Tactical Thumb

7.Velcro Sneakers

What am I forgetting?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Shined?

Cruel ass dropped them off with me last night, and I quote:
"I better see my face in those by 0500 you feathered fuckwit."

It's a little known fact @Bender has very tiny feet and hands.

 

[Fig]

Does he smell like cabbage?

 

[shootist2004]

Whoever gets selected from here needs to get a Bear Pit briefing before reporting for duty. He will need to work in certain phrases into the dialogue.

1. Spin Drift

2.Coriolis effect

3.Mil is metric

4.the sand box

5.the Warranty

6.Tactical Thumb

7.Velcro Sneakers

What am I forgetting?

8. my stick

9. if I do my part

10. game changer

 

[Redmanss]

8. my stick

9. if I do my part

10. game changer

11. Cans

12. Free recoil

13. I think in yards so I use MOA

14. Wind cheater

15. Schott Glass makes IOR the best

16. What the "pros" use...

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

You guys are forgetting the very mostest important phrase of all...

17. Neva Been Done Before

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Redmanss]

Hi,

You guys are forgetting the very mostest important phrase of all...

17. Neva Been Done Before

Sincerely,
Theis

Right in line with:

18. World Record

 

[Bender]

Hi,

You guys are forgetting the very mostest important phrase of all...

17. Neva Been Done Before

Sincerely,
Theis

Wrong,

Neva bin dun beefo

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

As multilingual as I may be... Ebonics is not one of them.

Sincerely,
Theis