Hell, all of us would be qualified to do this in comparison to the "experts" on other type shows. Anytime I see a "dog trainer" on TV and hear them speak, in the 1st 5 seconds it's obvious they dont know wtf they are doing or talking about. By those standards, pick anyone on this forum and the producers will be G2G.
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I drive the vulgarity censor crazy and get fired on day one of filming for treating them like the dirty PIGs they are.
Oh the fun I could have...
yup.......
25. Hold my beer, watch this........
What about that FBI dude that shot himself on camera? That would be good tv.
if they supply me with whisky and cigars and let me beat the fucktards dressed head to toe in 5.11 gear ill happily apply.
Ahem.....
You spelled bubblecrutch wrong.
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35. 1/2 MOA Nagant
36. If you can't alliterate, you don't belong here.
I can go on... like, a lot!
Cheers,
Sirhr
34. Gay midget porn
35. 1/2 MOA Nagant
36. If you can't alliterate, you don't belong here.
I can go on... like, a lot!
Cheers,
Sirhr
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38 dope
39 " I'll bet my Turkish made Browning High Power he misses."
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38 dope
39 " I'll bet my Turkish made Browning High Power he misses."
40 buy gold
Being the handsome, personable, devil I am I figured Id be a natural. Then I read on down and saw they wanted
'skilled' long range shooters.
Sigh
'skilled' long range shooters.
Sigh
I'm not not going to number mine because I threw the first two out way earlier in this thread hence the numbering is already dickered 
Thou, match, anything with the word "Savage" in it, tactical, bro, dog, G, tack-driver, laser, supreme, enhanced, x-treme, extreme, anything with the letter "X" in it, zombie, 5.11, five dot eleven, authority, dominate, mil-spec, advertisement, marketing, PRS, glass, asshole, CounterSniper, Noreen, chassis...
Thou, match, anything with the word "Savage" in it, tactical, bro, dog, G, tack-driver, laser, supreme, enhanced, x-treme, extreme, anything with the letter "X" in it, zombie, 5.11, five dot eleven, authority, dominate, mil-spec, advertisement, marketing, PRS, glass, asshole, CounterSniper, Noreen, chassis...
Watch them get flooded with contacts for well qualified people to do this right and it will probably end up being Rudy Reyes and Tod Hodnett............
I don't know a f..k about this.........what the people are looking for..........I'm sure it is a shooter that has skills greater than mine........... I can hit the broad side of a barn,..........if I am inside said barn.
I wouldn't take the bet that I couldn't hit a target @ 1000 yards............but you probably will be good.........if I'm shooting a bolt gun......you'd have a little better odds than if I am shooting a gas gun..........more shots..........
Really, I would love to see a member of this forum on this show, which is not a a far fetched thought.........there people that have served as snipers in our armed forces that will do very well with this.........
I wouldn't take the bet that I couldn't hit a target @ 1000 yards............but you probably will be good.........if I'm shooting a bolt gun......you'd have a little better odds than if I am shooting a gas gun..........more shots..........
Really, I would love to see a member of this forum on this show, which is not a a far fetched thought.........there people that have served as snipers in our armed forces that will do very well with this.........
I know a guy named Budley that would be perfect for this.......a real bad ass!
I know a guy, who has a brother that drank, with a guy in Bangkok, who heard about a shot never taken because of high uncertainty of exfil, that piped piper-ed the whole herd with the primary target, into the circular area of probability, of six (6) 4 duce tubes an got the whole tribe at once.
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I can't believe it didn't make the list. Shame on you boys!
I can't believe it didn't make the list. Shame on you boys!
Sent in my resume and I showed up to a sticky couch and lot questions about my "barrel length". I use quotations because the producer kept using them when referring to my barrel length. Must be a TV thing. They told me I didn't need my gear for the interview but I'd suggest you bring your kneepads anyway.
It was hard to find so here's a pic so you know you're at the right place. Don't get your hopes up as I saw a couple nice young ladies leaving in tears. Must be a tough director. If I don't get the gig I'm applying for the fluffer position I saw posted there. Sounds like fun!
It was hard to find so here's a pic so you know you're at the right place. Don't get your hopes up as I saw a couple nice young ladies leaving in tears. Must be a tough director. If I don't get the gig I'm applying for the fluffer position I saw posted there. Sounds like fun!
Well, I'm neither a sniper, nor highly skilled......except at escaping and evading MPs. Also, I'm pretty good at drinking beer, and slinging lead in a targets general direction, unfortunately that isn't what they are looking for.
Fair warning. It's not going to involve feather pillows.
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Well, I'm neither a sniper, nor highly skilled......except at escaping and evading MPs. Also, I'm pretty good at drinking beer, and slinging lead in a targets general direction, unfortunately that isn't what they are looking for.
How can you tell that's not what they're looking for? I don't see any actual requirements except "recreating precision shots"...
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Nah, I'm not buying that. That's a chick. Judging by the posture on the rifle, I'm going with a 32-36B cup size. Plus, carved out a shooting position and left the foxglove in tact.
10/10 that shooter has a vagina.
Hi,
Only on the Hide do you see "Stolen Gender"....when your pic is Male but you say Female?
Sincerely,
Theis
Only on the Hide do you see "Stolen Gender"....when your pic is Male but you say Female?
Sincerely,
Theis
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