Not sure where to put this, but I shit you not, this is what I seen just minutes ago on my way home from a fireworks show. We were driving behind a ford ranger with two young adults on the toolbox holding each other. The somewhat thicker lady had her legs spread apart and seemed unaware that the half-shaven cat she was smuggling under her sun-dress was playing a game of peek-a-boo with our Dodge Durango. Of course, we all got some good laughs at her expense. And as they turned off, I couldn't resist the urge to yell out, "nice gash" as we went past! One of the highlights of my night. So, happy Independence Day from south Alabama. Lol
Please, for the love of God, no pictures, rules or not. We've been abused enough today with pasty, doughy MIWLtFs in patriotic swimsuits.
And what a beast it was!!!
Veer_G, too ugly a moment for a picture. Lol
Too bad that it's probably the only pink I'll see tonight. And I'm a veteran. There should be a rule! Lol
I'm just glad no goo got on our windshield.
Did it look anything like this?
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Only vertical. Lol
so you say you were looking at her petticoat and you could see the junction?
and Uncle Joe needed a shave?
and Uncle Joe needed a shave?
That is exactly the way I would word it.
A few years back had a similar experience.
Hippy chick in "sun dress" sits on the curb at Subway.
Flashing her wares to the unsuspecting.
It looked like these were required:
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Hippy chick in "sun dress" sits on the curb at Subway.
Flashing her wares to the unsuspecting.
It looked like these were required:
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R
oh man, too funny
I stole that one from tater salad!
"They call me 'Tater'...'Tater Salad'."
That's freakin' hilarious.
That's how she keeps flys off her watermelon.
Did it look like this?
Did it look like this?
If you added a bit of roast beef and more cheese.
Whereabouts in South Alabama? I'll meet you for the next show
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