Odd Police Report

[12Bravo]

For your reading pleasure...
https://www.wyff4.com/article/polic...n-pepper-spray-front-end-loader-more/22854012

 

[Dewey7271]

Wow, that one made my head hurt. Funny though.

 

[Flintdog2011]

That was great! Sounds like some of my relatives...

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Dear Baby Jesus, please help those poor souls.

 

[Frog05]

Good stuff. Merica!

 

[Stpilot12]

 

[bogeybrown]

Those were the fun days on the job. After working the "inner city" for most of my career I ended up out in the sticks. I'd have taken "silly redneck" calls all day if I could have.

 

[fdkay]

What's odd about it?
Those kind of reports are pretty common.
Never underestimate the level of stupid in the world.

 

[Dougie308]

I have an uncle who put 25 years in on the StLPD who told some similar stories.

 

[Bender]

You should hear the stupid that goes on when they are in jail...

we had one guy that faked wanting to commit suicide just so he could go downstairs and be put in a turtle suit, All because he liked the bologna sandwiches they gave out in booking...