I'm a firm believer in putting the wife over a knee and spanking that ass, once should be all that's ever needed. With that bitch, I suppose you might have to punch her in the face a couple times first.
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Cows don't have balls....
First thing my wife asked me when she saw all the shit on the news was "well, how much ammo do you have?" I just told her "enough for now, and enough to get more if needed, plus reloading supplies if time permits".
She decided I needed to have a few more cases stocked up when I showed her that 1000+ rounds disappears when I actually load all the ar mags laying around.
She did try to give me shit about the way I spent a bonus one time. I came home with a rifle for my kid (he's 10 and needed a deer rifle), scope for myself, and then ordered a pile of parts to build a solid computer for her. She hasn't said a word since I reminded her that I could have bought another rifle rather than replace her painfully slow laptop, and saved her several hours a week at work (home business).
She decided I needed to have a few more cases stocked up when I showed her that 1000+ rounds disappears when I actually load all the ar mags laying around.
She did try to give me shit about the way I spent a bonus one time. I came home with a rifle for my kid (he's 10 and needed a deer rifle), scope for myself, and then ordered a pile of parts to build a solid computer for her. She hasn't said a word since I reminded her that I could have bought another rifle rather than replace her painfully slow laptop, and saved her several hours a week at work (home business).
My wife asked the same thing, and suggested I get more. I bought bullets and powder.
Ya should of told him WTF man you send ammo to my house and your wife sends lingerie, you guys have a problem.
Doesn't matter how hot she is. The fact that her hubby needs to lie to her tells me I wouldn't touch her or anyone like her with a ten foot pole.
There's absolutely no way in hell I would stay in a relationship remotely near like that.
If the only choice left is between a woman like that and dog, I'll take the dog without hesitation.
Maybe you need to put in a trailer dock in your house
Really?
So how do cows make more cows? The stork can't bring them. That would be like a swallow carrying a coconut.
Because cows are female, bulls are male.
My wife thinks I have eight inches.
She also knows that the media will say that I have an arsenal and bomb making materials.
The other day I told her that we need to get an AR for her. She said that she already has one. The rest of those guns are yours. Well I guess I need to get one for me then. She said, good luck with that right now.
Your wife KNOWS it's only 2.5", she just tells you its 8" so as not to crush your fragile ego. She knows you are real sensitive about your almost no pecker... she figured you out a long time ago.... ??????
150# of ammo, is not a lot of ammo. It would however, be quite a bit of powder.
A very long time ago I was told.
If you can ring the bell by eating it. They don't give a damned about the size.
If you can ring the bell by eating it. They don't give a damned about the size.
And she will tell her friends.
Not really, I've shot that & much, much, more up, in a weekend at KCR. I know guys that do close to 1K lbs of ammo in a weekend. 150lbs is chump weight to them.
I was going to say the same thing early on but figured that I should keep my mouth shut
What really makes me laugh about all this is for the last 3 years ammo has been at a record low
The dumb ass buying 150# of ammo for SHTF is just asinine,think about it because 3 months ago he could have had at least twice that.
Start with a good dog or pair of dogs to keep you company then worry about the female humans.
You do realize there are folks who own shit in Free America, that 150# of ammo would only be about 3-5 rds right?
Wife asked how many guns do I have? I replied, if you know how many guns you have, you don`t have enough. Then bought her a CZ 75 Compact 9mm.
She said it was cute.
She said it was cute.
