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  • Apr 12, 2001
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    Bastards,

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    And you can't change the boats name.....bad juju.....lol
    my old boss's boat (32' carver) was the Quick Response when he bought it, he named it Carmelita (for his wife) then it was sold to a jimmy buffet fan that named it Fins.
     
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    Maybe there is a SH UBoat out there that can sink that ship as well as hurl apfelstrudle at it.

    Allegedly. For a fee. Allegedly.

    Allegedly, someone would pay to have this boat sunk ...

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to deposit money in an "Offshore Account" how much are we talking?

    And can they pay in Rubles, or is it renminbi only, asking for a friend

    Allegedly ...
     
    At least it's a Carver which is a very nice boat.....very well made.
    2ndly that roof/glass cover over the rear deck comes off and it will fish and dive very very well......since that's what it's made for.
     
    Allegedly, someone would pay to have this boat sunk ...

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to deposit money in an "Offshore Account" how much are we talking?

    And can they pay in Rubles, or is it renminbi only, asking for a friend

    Allegedly ...

    Sorry comrade but no rubles at this point. I think the sheer weight of what would be needed would make our Uboat list or sink or some shit. Can't be having that. Plus that just takes up apfelstrudle cargo space.

    I would however accept slightly used, but still intact Russian equipment and tanks that you may just randomly find sitting on the side of the road somewhere.

    A deposit of SH swag material for our command tent is required.

    Allegedly. In Minecraft.
     
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    Allegedly, someone would pay to have this boat sunk ...

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to deposit money in an "Offshore Account" how much are we talking?

    And can they pay in Rubles, or is it renminbi only, asking for a friend

    Allegedly ...
    I’ve seen way more fires on boats than sinking boats.... bad wiring happens.
     
    Allegedly, someone would pay to have this boat sunk ...

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to deposit money in an "Offshore Account" how much are we talking?

    And can they pay in Rubles, or is it renminbi only, asking for a friend

    Allegedly ...
    I bet enough money to ship a generator would be adequate for some people
     
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    At least it's a Carver which is a very nice boat.....very well made.
    2ndly that roof/glass cover over the rear deck comes off and it will fish and dive very very well......since that's what it's made for.
    With twin Cat's for power.
     
    Here is a thought......... Ask them where they got the name........ :rolleyes:


    They have a "Contact Us' section on their page........... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Here is a thought......... Ask them where they got the name........ :rolleyes:


    They have a "Contact Us' section on their page........... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    One of the posts said it was mentioned in another post but I couldn’t find that post.
     
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    At least it's a Carver which is a very nice boat.....very well made.
    2ndly that roof/glass cover over the rear deck comes off and it will fish and dive very very well......since that's what it's made for.
    Uh NO, it is a trideck cruiser, no cockpit for real diving of fishing, reason they have sportfishers with large cockpits to work a large fish work close to the water or room to stack 10 SCUBA tanks.
     
    Uh NO, it is a trideck cruiser, no cockpit for real diving of fishing, reason they have sportfishers with large cockpits to work a large fish work close to the water or room to stack 10 SCUBA tanks.
    What does this say ?

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    Can you notice the line going side to side right above the Carver ?
    Everything from there up can be removed.
    The fact you don't see it removed is because there are LOADS of stupid people out there.
    Are you going to join that crowd ?
     
    What does this say ?

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    Can you notice the line going side to side right above the Carver ?
    Everything from there up can be removed.
    The fact you don't see it removed is because there are LOADS of stupid people out there.
    Are you going to join that crowd ?
    You seem to think taking that top off is a 5 minute operation. Its not a convertible.
     
    Allegedly, someone would pay to have this boat sunk ...

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to deposit money in an "Offshore Account" how much are we talking?

    And can they pay in Rubles, or is it renminbi only, asking for a friend

    Allegedly ...
    Wet Work isn't cheap .......
     
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    Allegedly there is possibly a certain dock in Punta Gordo.
    Can an alleged person allegedly tie it to a possible certain dock before allegedly noticing a hole that possibly happened when the alleged operator possibly hit a log ?
    I could be mistaken, but a certain dock might be on a cul de sac where allegedly no one would notice until attempting to dock another boat there.
    Possibly, but this is all hypothetical of course.
     
    What does this say ?

    View attachment 7871736

    Can you notice the line going side to side right above the Carver ?
    Everything from there up can be removed.
    The fact you don't see it removed is because there are LOADS of stupid people out there.
    Are you going to join that crowd ?

    Being that high off the water would make fishing a pain in the ass for anything of respectable size.

    Allegedly there is possibly a certain dock in Punta Gordo.
    Can an alleged person allegedly tie it to a possible certain dock before allegedly noticing a hole that possibly happened when the alleged operator possibly hit a log ?
    I could be mistaken, but a certain dock might be on a cul de sac where allegedly no one would notice until attempting to dock another boat there.
    Possibly, but this is all hypothetical of course.

    Clamps rattle loose, hoses pop off, bilge pump can‘t keep up, happens all the time.
     
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    What does this say ?

    View attachment 7871736

    Can you notice the line going side to side right above the Carver ?
    Everything from there up can be removed.
    The fact you don't see it removed is because there are LOADS of stupid people out there.
    Are you going to join that crowd ?
    Just because it's doable doesn't make it the right boat for the job, I've known multiple people with these and they definitely aren't set up well for fishing or diving.

    You have to climb up to the rear deck, that would make landing large fish way harder than it needs to be and no fish door, just a small one big enough to step through from the ladder.