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OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

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The promotional ninja video amused me. The Rambo tribute scares me.

Get this dude a doctor and lots of drugs... lots of drugs.
 
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After watching the original video, my wife said two things.

"A bullet's too good for that guy."

"Yeah, he's living in his mother's basement. That had to be filmed in mom's basement, there is no other explanation."
 
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His name is Jason Stork (no kidding) he is 37.

He is a cook at a the Timberline Lodge in Mt. Hood.

Here is his myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/jasonstork

His master Ralph Severn has been exposed by Bullshido for some of his claims and admits to being washed out of USMC boot camp.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2316831&postcount=856

Here is where Bullshido calls him out about all of his black belts in other disciplines and they list them and our very own video ninja is listed as an instructor at Ralph Severe's MMA website.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54062&page=106

Jason Stork used to be listed instructor at Ralph Severe's website now he is a "friend":

http://www.artofcombat.com/instructors5.htm
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Go_Loud</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can't believe no one has mentioned his contribution to Better Homes and Gardens...

http://www.betterhomengarden.info/?p=245

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- Loud </div></div>

Well I made it to 1 min 14 sec before the laughter became uncontrollable. Oh the passion of it all.....

-Pat
 
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Damn he's getting down with bad self in that one . I love the little head shake
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This comment was left by a mysterious fan named...

ShankstersYeti

"I would be interested in attending your training. I need to hone some my ninja skills. I am still trying to master the death touch technique. Are there as dress restrictions? Do we have to sleep in trees or can we&#65279; pitch tents?"

And I give you MOUNTAINOUS response...

"tents or whatever. hammock i dont care. <span style="text-decoration: underline">are you 18 or more</span>. do you&#65279; have any experience. what state are you from"

Wooooo G Damn I'm f...ing howling now! This shit just keeps getting better and better!

-Pat
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot _Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Go_Loud</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can't believe no one has mentioned his contribution to Better Homes and Gardens...

http://www.betterhomengarden.info/?p=245

- Loud </div></div>

Well I made it to 1 min 14 sec before the laughter became uncontrollable. Oh the passion of it all.....

-Pat </div></div>

He's no Kenny G, but I wonder if he has a CD out yet?

- Loud
 
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Here he and is ninja-bitch dress up in his samurai armor and have a fight in his apartment. I'm f'ing dying right now!!! I wonder what his apartment neighbors think?


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man, you should send him a link to here. You know he will log on and completely flip out in here. Don't worry, I'll protect you with my bukkakesheeto skills if he gets out of hand.
 
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I think this place and Mountain Dojo share the same parking lot........



























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wow, two weeks to The Cup and your already going into heat.
 
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Heat,

Is that what they are calling restraining orders these days... you won;t be allowed within 100 yards of me, so i see quite a few DQs in a the events I am RO'ing. Which is you aren't actually shooting them, might improve your score.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Heat,

Is that what they are calling restraining orders these days... you won;t be allowed within 100 yards of me, so i see quite a few DQs in a the events I am RO'ing. Which is you aren't actually shooting them, might improve your score. </div></div>

My score or your sentence structure? Lay off the Leprechaun Wine.
 
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You better go drunk since you are home.
 
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MOUNTAINOUS, I am very impressed with your videos. I am a response team leader for a private security firm that protects the largest malls in the U.S. from attacks. Our hand-to-hand combat training has been minimal and disappointing at best. I imagine most of the threats we respond to could be achieved with your type of training instead of semi-automatic rifles. Are you open to team training? Can we set up some firing ranges? Thanks, keep&#65279; up the good work!!

Ok, who here left this one???
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I lost it on that one. LMAO

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Here he and is ninja-bitch dress up in his samurai armor and have a fight in his apartment. I'm f'ing dying right now!!! I wonder what his apartment neighbors think?


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Anyone ever play Ninja Gaiden as a kid? I'm betting this guy did.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: crl49</div><div class="ubbcode-body">MOUNTAINOUS, I am very impressed with your videos. I am a response team leader for a private security firm that protects the largest malls in the U.S. from attacks. Our hand-to-hand combat training has been minimal and disappointing at best. I imagine most of the threats we respond to could be achieved with your type of training instead of semi-automatic rifles. Are you open to team training? Can we set up some firing ranges? Thanks, keep&#65279; up the good work!!

Ok, who here left this one??? </div></div>

I did. The most important part of that comment is who it is from
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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For the MotherF'in win!!!!Awesome funny tucker!!! LMAO!!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I made a comment on his video. I hope he accepts. </div></div>
Hey CKA, What did he say in response to your offer?
 
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I did. The most important part of that comment is who it is from
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Shank, you beat me to it you bastard. I had the EXACT same thought. I was dying to roll into that as G45, but didn't have the time. You rule!

-Pat
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WASP7067</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So it all comes out, Shank is the OG known as Gecko45! </div></div>

No I am a Gecko45 wannabe know as TheGecko45. Gecko45 was already taken on youtube. LOL.
 
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Oh, damn, I thought we were going to put an end to the epicness of the mysterious mall ninja gecko. I guess he lives on.
 
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And since when did the Samurai ride Western saddles?

Jackie Chan in Shanghai Knights.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Texagator</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think his horse is eating shrooms. I know I would be if this guy was standing next to me. And since when did the Samurai ride Western saddles?
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WARNING...... DO NOT GO INTO WOODS AT MT HOOD GAY NINJAS WILL CRAWL OUT OF DANGEROUS WATER AN THROW POWDER ALL OVER YOU BUT YOU WON'T EVER SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S A GAY NINJA.
 
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Here are vids of our favorite 37 yr. old ninja showing of his Star Wars and Action Figure collections.


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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Texagator</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK that does it. I actually do feel sorry for him now. I'm serious. Anybody who does all the things he's putting on the web has got to be slow. I'm gonna lay off now because I don't want to go to hell for making fun of disabled people. This man obviously has the mind of a 12 year old....maybe. I feel sorta guilty now. I thought he was just a goof...didn't realize he was truly delayed. </div></div>

You're just being a pussy because now your afraid you are going to open your refrigerator some morning and be killed by the Mt. Hood ninja.
 
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ROFLMAO. Texagator, you don't seem to have the same stigma attached to some of the trolls running around here, and they may actually have a reason to think like 12 year olds...
 
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To spread the word, a friend and I have taken the liberty of creating a Facebook Fan Club page dedicated to Mr. Stork. Stay tuned for updates:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=342150274009

Shankster - I'll be adding the action figure video to our repertoire with your permission.

 
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that boy is gonna jump right out of your computer screen like The Ring and put the kung-fu grip on you
 
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This guy gives douche bags a bad name.

But since he's offering airsoft training I might have to look into it just in case I get in a gun fight with a bunch of 12 year olds.
 
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I'm just glad I have never posted links here on the Hide to my real passion, the Eastern Kentucky Kabuki theatre, so much hate in this thread.....
 
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I think I have found the funniest one yet. Tribute to Micheal Jordan.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazlo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">To spread the word, a friend and I have taken the liberty of creating a Facebook Fan Club page dedicated to Mr. Stork. Stay tuned for updates:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=342150274009

Shankster - I'll be adding the action figure video to our repertoire with your permission.

</div></div>

feel free.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazlo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">To spread the word, a friend and I have taken the liberty of creating a Facebook Fan Club page dedicated to Mr. Stork. Stay tuned for updates:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=342150274009

Shankster - I'll be adding the action figure video to our repertoire with your permission.

</div></div>

why don't you just let this guy be? Whatever he is he's harmless. What do you gain by taking away this guy's daydream from him?
 
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In response to EventHorizon, our page is written in satire by honoring his badassery. If Mr Stork ever stumbled on the page, I seriously doubt he'd have the mental acuity to figure out we're screwing with him.

Moreover, based on the trash he writes against antagonizers on youtube (referenced above), I don't feel sorry for him.

I'll refer to you another delusioned individual in my area as evidence, "Tony the Dance Machine" (TTDM). We found this guy on the internet only to discover that he lives closeby, and now he honestly believes he has a fan club of loyal followers. He took the bait and is now 10x crazier than before (which I think would have happened anyway).

Unfortunately I can't send out FB link due to my location, but his homepage is: http://www.tonythedancemachine.com/

Cheers,
Lazlo
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Outback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It would be easer to just fuckin shoot him </div></div>

my sentiments exactly....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">OMFG!!!</span>

Here he is doing firearms training and practicing magazine changes with his fully automatic airsoft rifle in a Rambo Tribute video!!!



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I just showed this one to my 11 year old son and he spit yogurt all over me laughing...
 
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