Maggie’s One Liners

[Shooter McGavin]

Re: One Liners

"Shut the fuck up! I am fucking this cow, your just holding the tail." My Drill Sgt. to a guy in my squad that wouldn't shut up.

Jamie

 

[14Dandy]

Re: One Liners

He's lost as an easter egg

 

[idpasteve]

Re: One Liners

Boy ain't got the brains of a puddle of piss

 

[Captain Moroni]

Re: One Liners

does a bear shit in the woods?

busier than a one armed paper hanger with crabs

busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest

 

[davwil]

Re: One Liners

If I wanted any lip from you I'd unzip my zipper

 

[FF_T_Warren]

Re: One Liners

If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you to the bathroom and watch you take a leak

 

[merc]

Re: One Liners

You helpin is like havin two good men not show up!

 

[jrhammons]

Re: One Liners

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: beck.jamie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Shut the fuck up! I am fucking this cow, your just holding the tail." My Drill Sgt. to a guy in my squad that wouldn't shut up.

Jamie </div></div>

We had one kinda like that one. "I'm fucking this chicken, you just stand back and watch the feathers fly"

 

[johncx0]

Re: One Liners

I'd already be out of jail, if I'd shot you back when I first wanted to.

 

[XMC]

Re: One Liners

If you had a brain they'd lock you up for smuggling shit.