Maggie’s Performance enhancing drugs

[Micdalen]

While having a family get together this evening, several of us were sitting around and the topic shifted to Lance Armstrong. My brother was remarking about he did not think it was right that they acted years after the fact, and that there are alot of pro athletes utilizing performance enhancing drugs.
Now I love my step-daughter dearly, dont get me wrong. But she is not the sharpest tack in the bunch. She decided to include herself in the conversation, and remarked about performance enhancing drugs are used all the time. She then stated " Who cares if Lance Armstrong uses Viagra, it is his business, and what he does in private should not matter. Any man would have those problems after having testicular cancer. "

Giant smack to the head!! for myself.

Everyone just kind of looked at each other shook our heads and changed the conversation.

 

[GlockandRoll]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

If athletes cant use performance enhancers, then why should models get to use photoshop?

 

[Va_Gentleman]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GlockandRoll</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If athletes cant use performance enhancers, then why should models get to use photoshop? </div></div>

+1

 

[ar15x]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Viagra increases oxygen absorption it would definitely make a difference in the alps.

All I can say is what is the point of the hundreds of doping tests they gave Armstrong if they completely ignore the results, he never tested positive.

 

[den42]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Sorry.. thats just funny man!!!

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DennisHoward</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sorry.. thats just funny man!!! </div></div>

+1000

 

[Wolvenhaven]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Tell her I know who can be her best friend, I know a girl who when asked what the score of a baseball game was said "they're tied 7 to 6" and didn't think there was anything wrong with that statement when we laughed at her.

 

[BIGBOY1975]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Dammit Boy thats Funny!!

 

[Genius.]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Sounds like a comment my wife would make

 

[InsidetheStorm]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

Sounds like my sister asking, "What language do they speak in Italy?"

 

[dohnuts58]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

My Little sister asking mom, "where do keep the ketsup?"

 

[PGG]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

PED's not just good for the bedroom anymore. Awesome. PG

 

[Early Cuyler]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

I know a girl that tried to hammer a screw into the wall to hang a picture. She couldn't figure out why it was so difficult even when the differences between a nail and screw were explained to her.

She also went fishing one time and after the successful cast (first of many attempts) we noticed line piling up in the boat. She was pulling it in by hand. We asked if there was something wrong with the reel and she said it wouldn't turn. She was trying to turn it counter-clockwise and never tried it clockwise.

Another time a group of us and this same girl was with us. It was after dinner and as we were walking to our cars she looked up and saw the full moon and a STREETLIGHT. To which she exclaims, "LOOK! There are TWO moons tonight!"

All the same girl.... she was pretty hot though

 

[Twitch2120]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

i think athletes should juice the hell out of themselves. if i pay $50 for a seat and $20 for a beer i damn well better get my monies worth.

 

[BillyGoatMachine]

Re: Performance enhancing drugs

How about the girl who's driving her boyfriends truck while he's out of town and it breaks down. She calls the Dealership and they ask her what kind of car it is.

She replies, "It's a Ford FISO."
Dealer says, " Do you mean a Ford F150?"