Please hit somewhere good!

[sirhrmechanic]

NASA warns asteroid larger than Empire State Building headed towards Earth this weekend

An asteroid the size that could be taller than the Empire State Building in New York is approaching Earth at more than 18,000 miles per hour and will

americanmilitarynews.com

A giant asteroid hitting, say, Delaware would be so awesome!

Sirhr

 

[SniperBro]

Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

 

[acudaowner]

ain't no rock from space going to put an end to that cockroach . bring the rock on I got popcorn and a lawn chair . lol might even get to see the fire works before I kick the bucket .

lol

 

[Supersubes]

The little green men need to up their game! They must be using MOA.

 

[OREGUN]

Sir, what do you have against delaware!

 

[rtB]

It's an alien craft coming with a large donation of blasters for the Ukrainian army.

 

[kenny1773]

If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

 

[Maser]

Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

Hey now!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

If it hit her in the mouth, it would pass between her front teeth!

 

[LonewolfMcQuade]

DC would be a great landing zone, neither fuking party serves the American people anymore anyway!

 

[candyx]

Read the thread and ran out and banged the neighbors wife ,now I'm reading the "article" I see the asteroid will miss the earth by millions of miles. This information would of been useful in the thread as not to mislead me thinking the world was going to end, I mean who really clicks on the articles here ????

 

[LonewolfMcQuade]

Read the thread and ran out and banged the neighbors wife ,now I'm reading the "article" I see the asteroid will miss the earth by millions of miles. This information would of been useful in the thread as not to mislead me thinking the world was going to end, I mean who really clicks on the articles here ????

Well, you're still gonna die. But at least not from an astroid.....Jim's gonna FUCK you up though

 

[Maser]

If it hit her in the mouth, it would pass between her front teeth!

My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

Probably use a molcajete purchased at Sharper Image instead of her horse teeth.

 

[candyx]

My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

Pearl Drop Tooth Paste .........

 

[Average guy]

If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

#winning

 

[n2ishun]

Fuck it.
I hope it hits Ukraine and wipes out the Democrapper bank vault in the process.
Bitches need financial stitches when their name is Pelosi or Biden.

 

[Thorny]

Where dat rock at ?

 

[Maggot]

If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

But the stench or rancid grease would be overwhelming.

 

[Maggot]

Where dat rock at ?
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Looks like somebody just shoved it her ass sideways.

 

[PatMiles]

Where dat rock at ?
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Dat rock saw dat face and made a u-turn.

 

[candyx]

Where dat rock at ?
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One Nasty ***** ..........

 

[tomcatmv]

At this point I'm voting for DC or Austin as a close second. On second thought through Seattle, Portland. LA and Minneapolis in the mix.
Hey can we get a SH lottery going?

 

[RonA]

Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

California is too hard to hit with it's vertical mass. Texas is a better target with it's fat east to west dimensions. Fewer endangered species as well. Think of the Salamanders and Red-legged frogs it would save.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Maybe it'll skip.......like a flat rock on a calm lake

 

[Cardboard55]

2046.

NASA warns asteroid could smash into Earth on Valentine's Day 2046

An asteroid around the same size of the Leaning Tower of Pisa was discovered by NASA last month. It chance of impacting Earth on February 14, 2046 at 4:44pm ET.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Game over, man. Game over.

 

[Doc68]

Maybe it'll skip.......like a flat rock on a calm lake

Yeah, Washington, Oregon and California......

Doc

 

[Cardboard55]

Six asteroids on course to hit Earth - one has a 10% chance...

This week, space experts warned of an Olympic swimming pool-sized space rock which might hit Earth on Valentine's Day 2046, with swathes of the US at risk - but how many more are out there?

www.dailymail.co.uk

This could be it.

 

[buffalowinter]

Where dat rock at ?
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Every time I see her I'm reminded of "Sanford and Son"

 

[TheHorta]

The little green men need to up their game! They must be using MOA.

Yet another Commie outs he/him/itself.

Shut yer filthy piehole, Commie!

 

[Threadcutter308]

Every time I see her I'm reminded of "Sanford and Son"

Every time I see her I'm reminded of "Sanford and Son"

https://wifflegif.com/tags/362973-flip-wilson-gifs

 

[sirhrmechanic]

https://wifflegif.com/tags/362973-flip-wilson-gifs
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How much is that in Flips...

Sirhr

 

[Threadcutter308]

How much is that in Flips...

Sirhr

Awwww, hell. Now I gotta break out the Abacus……

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Where dat rock at ?
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This is an old thread to be sure, but with a face like that, she could scare away an entire galaxy, much less some little space rock the size of the New York State building.