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Poor kitty cat lonely in the big city.....

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    You know that bitch is batshit crazy. You would need about $10 mil a year to fund her druggie partying lifestyle and if you left for three days a couple of homies would be balls deep in that ass by the evening of day two. Every shitty thing she said or did would be your fucking fault, she could not walk past a mirror without stopping to gaze at herself for three minutes. She is totally insecure and you would suffer.

    When it comes time for you to get some pussy, she would be a corpse. Your dick is probably about 10 inches to short and 4 inches to skinny to do the job, especially if you didn't bring home some coke. Chlamydia awaits your urinary tract if you don't use a rubber and every time you go down on her it smells like she went jogging through a salt mine and looks like she just douched with mayonnaise.

    There has to be one selfish millionaire posting here with no regard for his inheritance,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,give her a call and report back. Tell us how it was to be number 2,700 to park in that garage.
     
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    You know that bitch is batshit crazy. You would need about $10 mil a year to fund her druggie partying lifestyle and if you left for three days a couple of homies would be balls deep in that ass by the evening of day two. Every shitty thing she said or did would be your fucking fault, she could not walk past a mirror without stopping to gaze at herself for three minutes. She is totally insecure and you would suffer.

    When it comes time for you to get some pussy, she would be a corpse. Your dick is probably about 10 inches to short and 4 inches to skinny to do the job, especially if you didn't bring home some coke. Chlamydia awaits your urinary tract if you don't use a rubber and every time you go down on her it smells like she went jogging through a salt mine and looks like she just douched with mayonnaise.

    There has to be one selfish millionaire posting here with no regard for his inheritance,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,give her a call and report back. Tell us how it was to be number 2,700 to park in that garage.


    Other than the $10 million a year thing, you could be referencing my ex-wife. Just as crazy on a much smaller budget. Crazy is crazy no matter what; not worth it!!
     
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    Man that‘s a corn feeder right there….hanging out nibbling on that corn and the next thing you know you hear a loud boom, your gut shot and bleeding out on the floor.

    It’s a Trap!