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Longshot231 said:
"Must" is a better word. Because he used the word "shall" they will try to weasel out of it. Don't ask me how I know that. It takes too long to explain and nobody would believe me even if I tried.
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I think you are confusing "shall" and "may"?

"shall" is imperative, "may" means "if you happen to feel like it" in orders and legislation.
 
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NoDopes said:
Starlink has already made a world of difference to firefighters... give them reliable highspeed data and sat feeds/images.

When he gets enough up there, he'll be selling internet services to everybody outside of the cities that have existing shitty internet service paid for by tax payers, but installed just enough to keep regulators off their back.. AT&T, Comcast, etc... Traditional internet providers have been stealing from the tax payers for 20+ years.
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www.dailymail.co.uk

Texas mother charged after son found in the trunk of car

Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, Texas, has been charged with child endangerment after a health director at a drive-thru COVID-19 testing site found her son, 14, in her trunk.
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Texas mother is charged after 14-year-old child is found in the trunk of her car at drive-thru COVID testing site: Claims the teen tested positive and needed to be quarantined​

  • Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, has been charged with child endangerment after the site director found her son in her trunk
  • Bevin Gordon, the health services director at the site, had Beam open her trunk and found her 14-year-son laying in the trunk
  • Beam said her son had tested positive for COVID-19 and was in the trunk to avoid exposing her
  • Gordon would not allow Beam to receive testing for her or her son until he was safely seated in the backseat
  • Police have now issued a warrant for her arrest
 
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Since when has putting kids in trunks been a bad thing? Sometimes we did it because there was no other room, sometimes we did it for fun... What's the big deal
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Right? No one ever put 5 kids in the trunk of a Pontiac Bonneville to get them into see Jaws at the Drive-in for free. And for the record, one of them had fucking stinky socks.

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Today's story of love lost begins with a premise I hope most guys take to heart and use as the guidance it is intended to be. Honestly men, NEVER date a school teacher who makes amateur porn. Let's all climb in the wayback machine for a look at the lonegunman's sordid past. I was once young, trim, charming and willing to hump a variety of wanton women for a variety of reasons, most of them stemming from my life long love of a great ass, really nice tits or a fascination with a red head who had a devilish streak.

It all started a long time ago in a galaxy not so far away, I was a youngish, E-5 who had separated from the active duty to go back to college and find a new path in life. World Peace had broken out and Global Thermonuclear War with evil communists was not going to be happening so about 350,000 of us had to find something else to do. I left my line number for E-6 behind and joined the ANG while attending college. I met a young, honestly beautiful young woman who was also in the ANG and attending college at a nearby rival to my college, we were both working on Education degrees. For me it was science or history for her, it was teaching young men to learn or try and concentrate with an erection.

We went TDY together several times, she was engaged to some poor bastard and engaged in taunting every guy she wasn't engaged too on the side. She was in the process of driving one of our co-workers insane. That poor bastard was a friend of her family and had been in love with her since she was 16 and he was a very creepy 28y/o cop. She married some other asshole and left him heart broken and continued to be far to friendly to the rest of us while married to a guy we never met. Years go by, she divorces the poor bastard and that poor cop reverses his vasectomy and promises to pump a kid into her if they marry. He envisions life with someone he loves. She envisions a second income stream from another man who pumped a kid into her. He buys her a two carat diamond and platinum ring for $12,500 dollars ( decent money for the late 90's) and promises to give her the world. They marry and have a kid, things are quiet for years.

He fully commits and pumps that kid into her, insuring her an income for the next two decades. She proceeds to make his life a fucking hell in all it's forms. He gets used pussy if he gets it at all. She "goes out with her friends" while he is working long law enforcement hours and her "friends" seem to always ask her to sleep over instead of driving drunk and when she returns home she always has a bit of a used taint about her. This of course is based on things I learned later, that I was blissfully unaware of at the time.

The cop apparently finds out rather quickly, this was not what he had dreamed of. He tries hard to make her happy, but apparently, he is only one man and she requires far more than that to keep her entertained. Despondent, he finds love in the arms of a horny young immigrant custodian from the Caribbean. She moved to America and he looked like a rugged manly green card and a mature older source of income. He was now a shift sergeant, making solid cash and finding solace in the arms of another. Sadly for him, he left his burner phone in the family car one day and his future ex-wife found it. Even worse, this man did not passcode the damned thing so she could read the tawdry text messages and saw the collection of naughty pics they had traded over these last many months. She took it badly, confronted the man she was neglecting with the indignation of a whore who suddenly realized she is not alone in shitting on someone who said they loved her. They separate and then divorce. She of course demands all the child support and free shit the law allowed.

About this time, we cross paths again. This woman still looks stunning, very much a Naomi Watts look alike, tall, blond, incredible ass and a very, very nice everything else. We had drinks and she told me her tale of woe. The cop of her dreams had given her a genuine two carat cubic zirconium in a $1800 dollar platinum setting and used the ring money to buy two new snow machines because he did after all, love to be in the mountains in the winter. He on his snow machine racing up the hills. Her on a drunken ski bum who was balls deep in her, back at the lodge. When she went to sell the ring, the jeweler gave her the bad news, no $12k buy out of her love only $1500 for the virtually unused setting. She was pissed telling the story, I was laughing my ass off. I stopped laughing long enough to console her slightly and remind her that her Cop was a fucking hero in the world of men for that move. I told her if it ever came up, I would have to high five her cop for it. In the world of men.............................he was a fucking king. Using the engagement ring money for snow machines, priceless.

I got invited to dinner at her place. Turns out, I was not alone. Me and another guy are apparently auditioning for boyfriend. She is making chicken enchiladas or some shit and we are drinking beer and eyeballing one another. She says, "I'll have you know my chicken enchiladas are soooo good that when I made them for the cop, he asked me to marry him." I kindly replied, "How's that working out for you?" Me and the other guy had a good laugh and clinked our beers together enjoying the humor at her expense. I finished my beer and said, "I don't audition." With a smile, I headed for the door as she sulked and took second prize to bed.

Fast forward three more years. She is single, that guy had enough. I am back from another overseas adventure in the guard, with a war on and me being a highly skilled competitive shooter and Captain of the unit shooting team, I have plenty to do that does not involve keeping up with women and their drama. More than a decade after we first met, she is still a stunner and a solid shot of ass. We always have chemistry and always have fun together and we happened to be at the same BBQ. One thing, as they say, leads to another and she came by my house to see my collection of Trojans and stare at my ceiling for a while. Thus began the strangest three months of my life.

We screwed on every piece of furniture in her house, the kids beds, the counter, the couch, the floor in most rooms. We went skiing and as it progressed I learned more and more about her and most of it made me say, "GOD DAMN! are you shitting me?" This woman looked amazing on my arm, she was a head turner all the time. Apparently, that knowing look other guys gave was because they had all boned her too. We went to some football games, concerts, expensive dinners and so forth and so on. All the while I knew something was really off. I really wanted to see it for myself before I headed for the hills. When will it arrive? Soon, was the answer.

It was coming up on holiday season and her lawyer called. She had him on speaker. He asked her is she had any interest in taking on more "side work"? He explained, he was having a party with some college buddies for the holidays and needed "entertainment" for a couple of days. She went on about how she hated to say no, but she already had plans for the holiday season. Their conversation was far more intimate than a typical lawyer chat, after he hung up she turned to explain. I was all ears at this point. Apparently, she worked off her legal bills using her horizontal skills and when she owed more than he needed, he let her work it off with his buddies. This revelation was eye opening to say the least. I thanked the gods of rubber for protecting my dick. Knowing there was more horrors awaiting me I pushed onward. It was far to early to bail out on this shit show. This had the makings of an epic story for nights out drinking with the guys, I wanted to get it all before I left.

So, we spent Thanksgiving with her family. Her brother's wife hated her intensely, it was obvious and created tension at the table. Over the course of a day with these people it became apparent I was the only one in the room that did not know the horrors hiding in these closets. As we headed home, she talked about it. She said, "Of all the men I ever dated, my brother has the biggest dick." It was friggin epic, how hard was it to keep a straight face for this revelation? I was in the middle of a Gooooooooood Damnnnnnnnn woman! when the hits kept coming. Apparently, she was unsupervised as a teenager and very friendly. She had learned that everything was available to her with that magical crotch of hers and spent her time using it like a credit card with no limit. It had cost Dad a few friends and made for many awkward moments in the old neighborhood to say the least.

Thank you Trojan brand condoms was my mantra for the next month or two. Thank you for protecting me from my mistakes. By Christmas we were on the ropes. Her ex-boyfriend was driving by her house every twenty minutes, waiting breathlessly to get some sloppy seconds the minute I left. Her lawyer, suing her two ex-husbands for more support since she was broke and without that box of hers, she could not afford a Happy Meal without a co-signer. She probably had a solid 600 credit score. She lived in the most expensive part of town and she taught first grade to boot. If these yoga pants women knew the truth about her, life would get suddenly harder on the trendy part of town.

No long afterwards, we were near the mall, buying me a new ski helmet at some sporting goods store when I noticed a guy following us around the store, playing pocket pool. I quietly asked her if she knew the creeper? She turned and said, "Hi Bob." He was red faced and said, "Hi." He stumbled through a brief conversation and took his stiffy and went elsewhere. She calmly turned to me and said, "He filmed me and his friends doing a threesome last summer. He lives over in the apartments with my girlfriend whatshername." I politely asked, "So, did you leave him hanging after the show or do the right thing?" She said, "Oh no, everyone there got some from me." And there you have it, "A School Teacher who makes amateur porn". That elf on her shelf must have gotten an eye full.

The next day, after she left for school, I loaded up my skis and my tool box, grabbed the uniform I had in her closet and my lap top and a change of clothes and headed back to the lonegunman's fortress of solitude for a good scrubbing, some laundry with bleach and an examination of my junk to make sure things were not about to fall off. I reminded myself to stop by the health department and get checked in a month to make sure I did not have any issues before I moved on. Turns out, she had left her email password saved on my laptop and I read her emails before deleting them. She was slated for a gangbang at a local ski resort to wrap up Christmas break. A New Year's eve gang bang with some guys from out of town was planned for while I was working the holiday. I was leaving just in time. This would make an epic drinking story for years to come.

Over fifteen years ago, My Christmas Miracle was avoiding STD's from a elementary school teacher who makes amateur porn. I have not spoken a word to this woman in nearly fifteen years. Suddenly she shows up on Facebook and sends me a friend request just before the holiday. I very quietly deleted the request and blocked her. Some Christmas miracles are always remembered and better if they are never revisited.


Happy New Year's to everyone here.










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Jim Out said:

www.dailymail.co.uk

Texas mother charged after son found in the trunk of car

Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, Texas, has been charged with child endangerment after a health director at a drive-thru COVID-19 testing site found her son, 14, in her trunk.
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Texas mother is charged after 14-year-old child is found in the trunk of her car at drive-thru COVID testing site: Claims the teen tested positive and needed to be quarantined​

  • Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, has been charged with child endangerment after the site director found her son in her trunk
  • Bevin Gordon, the health services director at the site, had Beam open her trunk and found her 14-year-son laying in the trunk
  • Beam said her son had tested positive for COVID-19 and was in the trunk to avoid exposing her
  • Gordon would not allow Beam to receive testing for her or her son until he was safely seated in the backseat
  • Police have now issued a warrant for her arrest
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Anyone know if these two are related stories?
 
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merica said:
Musk says things because he knows he has the ear of EVERYONE and he just loves the reaction.

Lets be real...this guy is not for the people. I am not sold on him. He is an elitist. Do I like some of his stuff...sure. But tell me whats up with all of this Starlink bullshit? Just another way to spy on us or do something even more sinister? Don't give me the idiotic excuse its to give internet to people in Africa. That is just a bunch of fucking crap.
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Hmmm... Web3 ?

www.cnbc.com

Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey are talking about 'Web3' – here’s what it is and why it matters

Tesla CEO Elon Musk and Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey have been voicing their thoughts on a hypothetical new version of the internet this week: "Web3".
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Jscb1b said:
Did you learn to wash your socks?
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Let’s just say that I did… and that it was Kevin whose nickname went from “Lumpy” to “Socks”… a name he kept until he went to college.

And I never wanted to be like Kevin. Clean socks from then on for me! Don’t be like Kevin!

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I don't remember getting in trunks but i do remember the station wagon my parents had with the rear facing rear seat. I fucking loved that car as a kid. I pretended i was the tail gunner on a b-17, shooting everything that went by. I f i saw brake lights light up, those were hits. They don't make cars like that gigantic shitbox anymore. I think it even had fake wood sticker down the sides. LOL. i wish i had that car today.
 
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srtsam said:
I don't remember getting in trunks but i do remember the station wagon my parents had with the rear facing rear seat. I fucking loved that car as a kid. I pretended i was the tail gunner on a b-17, shooting everything that went by. I f i saw brake lights light up, those were hits. They don't make cars like that gigantic shitbox anymore. I think it even had fake wood sticker down the sides. LOL. i wish i had that car today.
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Oldsmobile vista cruiser………we had one
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455 rocket under the hood
 
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Hobo Hilton said:
deeply erotic look at what life and labor could be like if nasty meddling folks just left us geniuses alone.
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Two entrepeneurs do the nasty, and then the chick hooks up w/John Galt before Hank makes it to Mulligan's Gulch. PG, not that erotic.
 
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seanh said:
Since when has putting kids in trunks been a bad thing? Sometimes we did it because there was no other room, sometimes we did it for fun... What's the big deal
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And that was back in the day before they had the automatic safety latches that glow in the dark...
 
KZP said:
  • Yesterday: Conspiracy theory hoax
  • Today: Minor teeny tiny itsy bitsy side effect
  • Future: "No one forced you to take it"

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Yup, I remember when the huge Facebook group of those ladies who experienced this was scrubbed from existence. I wonder how long it will take until fertility problems become well known.
 
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KZP said:
What delinquency is the DA saying occurred? Seems like Rittenhouse would have to be guilty of something?
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Not seen a peep until this. Given LittleBinger was pulling shit out of his ass in the other trial this one is no different. I don't think Black has the backing that KR had and given how realistically light this is can see his legal team saying take the slap on the wrist even if it makes no sense.

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Now that I think about it, there is one thing KR was guilty of but not charged with and Black contributed to. He was out after an emergency curfew was declared and in effect.
 
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Jim Out said:

www.dailymail.co.uk

Texas mother charged after son found in the trunk of car

Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, Texas, has been charged with child endangerment after a health director at a drive-thru COVID-19 testing site found her son, 14, in her trunk.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

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Texas mother is charged after 14-year-old child is found in the trunk of her car at drive-thru COVID testing site: Claims the teen tested positive and needed to be quarantined​

  • Sarah Beam, 42, of Harris County, has been charged with child endangerment after the site director found her son in her trunk
  • Bevin Gordon, the health services director at the site, had Beam open her trunk and found her 14-year-son laying in the trunk
  • Beam said her son had tested positive for COVID-19 and was in the trunk to avoid exposing her
  • Gordon would not allow Beam to receive testing for her or her son until he was safely seated in the backseat
  • Police have now issued a warrant for her arrest
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Id fuck the crazy out of her....

Doc
 
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Hobo Hilton said:
Hmmm... Web3 ?

www.cnbc.com

Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey are talking about 'Web3' – here’s what it is and why it matters

Tesla CEO Elon Musk and Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey have been voicing their thoughts on a hypothetical new version of the internet this week: "Web3".
www.cnbc.com www.cnbc.com
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In a subsequent tweet late Tuesday, Dorsey followed up saying that he thinks the VCs are the problem, not the people. The entrepreneur also retweeted a meme that depicts how VCs stand to get rich from Web3.


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Emerson0311 said:
Yup, I remember when the huge Facebook group of those ladies who experienced this was scrubbed from existence. I wonder how long it will take until fertility problems become well known.
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It amazes me how me people can have serious side effects, i.e. late-term miscarriages - and think this is a "normal" rate...
 
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KZP said:
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  • Today: Minor teeny tiny itsy bitsy side effect
  • Future: "No one forced you to take it"

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Can’t wait for the birth defects and the retards to start popping out like a PEZ dispenser….

Damaged goods right there! Guys, you want your progeny gestated by someone with a compromised genetic system?

“Oh, you had the jab? Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you!”

Sirhr

PS… it’s happening!

thecovidworld.com

Vaccinated Women Are Now Lying About Their Vax Status As More Men See Them As Infertility Risk

Vaccinated woman are now lying about their vax status as they're becoming widely unpopular on the dating market.
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Savage :ROFLMAO:

Something notable has happened to the political Right over the past 15 years - it got genuinely funny.

I recall some of the Bush-era attempts at making funny commentary like the 1/2 Hour News Hour (basically counter-programming against The Daily Show), and it was fuckin' awful:



But now, the best poltical memes come from the right, guys like Jesse Kelly are dropping comments like this on an hourly basis:



... and the Left just responds like the Boomer nags and scolds that they are.
 
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srtsam said:
I don't remember getting in trunks but i do remember the station wagon my parents had with the rear facing rear seat. I fucking loved that car as a kid. I pretended i was the tail gunner on a b-17, shooting everything that went by. I f i saw brake lights light up, those were hits. They don't make cars like that gigantic shitbox anymore. I think it even had fake wood sticker down the sides. LOL. i wish i had that car today.
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1986 Chevy Caprice station wagon for the WIN. Loved my tail gunner spot. Unfortunately it wasn't around when I learned to drive. My sad was an auto mechanic and owned his own business. Some customer didn't wanna pay for work, so I was gifted an awesome, lovely, tan/beige 1980 Chevy Citation as a high school senior. 😀

This was in 2001/2002 btw.

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It was the opposite polarity pussy magnet.. you know... the kind that pushes away.

Kept ya humble. But, it was wheels, and I did my first oil change by myself on that car.
 
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Jim Out said:
I think you are confusing "shall" and "may"?

"shall" is imperative, "may" means "if you happen to feel like it" in orders and legislation.
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I agree with you but there have been court cases where the word “shall” has been reinterpreted to be optional.

Again, I agree but some judges play fast and loose with the English language.
 
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www.newsweek.com

Exclusive: Secret Commandos with Shoot-to-Kill Authority Were at Capitol

In this daily series, Newsweek explores the steps that led to the January 6 Capitol Riot.
www.newsweek.com www.newsweek.com
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What a piece of creative writing. No offense to any snowflakes here, but that article is basically saying that federal law enforcement had their special response teams on standby in case shit popped off for real.

That level of preparation happens multiple times a year at events all over the country.

OMG SPECIAL COMMANDOS
OMG SHOOT TO KILL AUTHORITY.
OMGGGG THE HUMANITYYYYYY
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

pro tip: I have shoot to kill authority in my line of work.

Other pro tip: every law enforcement officer on US soil has shoot to kill authority

Other other pro tip: YOU have shoot to kill authority when it comes to self defense.

It's called a "Use of Deadly Force" policy.
 
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clcustom1911 said:
Does Amazon know something about covid treatment the mainstream media doesn't?
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Not Amazon's own action to put these three items together though. I don't think the actual people behind Amazon are intelligent enough to put that together. Most likely it is the result of numerous site visitors all purchasing these items together upon recommendation from friends or forums like this, and then Amazon's site algorithm started automatically lumping these items together. Just like "recommended ads" based on search terms or websites visited.
 
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