- A mans’ home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating – always use condiments!
- Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- When two egotists meet it’s an I for an I.
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
- What’s the definition of a will? (Hint – It’s a dead give away.)
- She was engaged to a chap with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Every calendar’s days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine!
- Money talks. Mine keeps saying “Goodbye!”
- Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating – always use condiments!
- Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- When two egotists meet it’s an I for an I.
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
- What’s the definition of a will? (Hint – It’s a dead give away.)
- She was engaged to a chap with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Every calendar’s days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine!
- Money talks. Mine keeps saying “Goodbye!”
